Funny English Mistakes
Funny mistakes are from new English students. If you have
ever tried to learn a new language, you know how hard it can be! We
will all make many, many mistakes, and some will sound a little funny
to native speakers. That's OK- It's part of learning. And a good sense
of humor can help us have a good attitude and enjoy ourselves while we
learn. So, enjoy these actual funny mistakes from students I have
A Funny Love Song
Compiled from lyrics of love songs
into English by ESL students.
From morning’s glaring sun to the smelly
You are always inside my lonely
I hope we meet in an accident very
My heart will not stop hemorrhaging
The night you squeezed me I visited
Your love flies me swiftly into a
You make my heart
One day, you will startle yourself
and say “oh no!
Why did I walk the opposite direction of
Like the fishes need the ocean
beach, I need you.
When you kiss me, you make my blood
Your lovely, unwrinkly skin requests
You will always be my lemon moon ray lover.
Politics and Government
second Word War had much propaganda
that time, one of the most important weapons was the rocket lawn chair.
President got off the plane and gave a big kiss to the first ladder.
police were attacked by a large group
of angry mops.
American President is very powerful. For one thing, he chooses the supreme coat
dweller is a fish that mostly dwells on bottoms.
Do you know what
Yes. It means we
all came from Dinosaur eggs.
Isaac Newton was
the first discoverer of gravy.
The ocean is usually
located near the coast.
The unihorn is an
animal that has always been extinct
We sent some
robots to mars but they
refused to come back
There are many
arguments how was the universe made. Some astrolomers belive in the big band
are still plenty of fossil fools.
article said there are only maybe five thousand beers left in B.C. This is a
very serious problem… I think maybe we should only let very small people go
beer hunting every year.
Funny Mistakes about
The Fur Trade
Europe people wanted more animal hair.
was found in the
catch furry animals, wash them,
and dry them, and then sell them for
who wear them at fancy parties.
in England wore beavers
and other big
rodents like the French.
beavers and foxes died and went to Europe.
pioneer people ate most of the barffalo.
Fortunately, now most people have
A Day of Tutoring
Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence?
I am sorry I am later.
It took me ten minutes to ignite
Am I making P correctly?
have an accident?
When I was skiing, a tree got in front of me
You called at the perfect time.
I just walked into a
Please don't shoot so many people in my country.
shoot people in my country very often.
Could you say it really slowly?
Police don't shoot people in my country very often.
I'm sorry, but I couldn't write my essay.
had a toothache this morning.
So you couldn't write your
Yes! She was swelling and decaying badly!
you do this weekend?
We went to a Karaoke bar.
Did you sing?
Yes. I was
shy but I strongly did it.
What did you sing?
are the wind beneath my wigs."
Funny Weather Mistakes
This morning, I was walking outside,
when suddenly a
big shower fell on me!
Today the waiter is cold and wet and a little windy.
When a volcan explodes, millions
of tons of larva can
bury a city.
I was very tired last night
so my friend let me crash
into his apartment.
We have a big problem at my house.
Our toilet is out of odor. I'm a little upset.
My mother is an
My father is a highly
My mother wants me to marry a good, successful
but I want to marry my boyfriend.
My father has to wear expensive
business dresses to
I always ate lunch at
But every day my mother made me suffer.
My father is one of my favorite
Last night, when I ate dinner I started
My friend hit my back very hard
until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!
My shoes smell bad.
I think they have athletes food in them.
My leg has been breaking for
probably should have gone to the doctor
How To Sky Dive in the Ocean
I know how to sky
dive in the ocean.
You have to put
big bottles on your back
so you can have good breath.
You should have
big rubber feet.
At this time, put
the glass over your face
so your eyes don’t get salted.
Then you can jump
on the ocean.
Try not to get
water in your snozzle.
This is how you
can drown in water without being dangerous.
Unfortunately, the school board was forced to
fifteen percent off all teachers.
Every day I study hardly.
If I study really hard, I will graduate in 2004 years.
I am studied hard in science class.
Do you like this food?
I made it from
I never liked mushrooms,
but now they are starting
to grow in me.
My friends visited last night and
we served a nice pig
Are you hungry? I have dirty toes.
Dirty toes. In my back pack.
you spell that?
Maybe D-O-R-I-T-O-S. Do you
Want to try
No thanks. I'm not so hungry
Next, Put the cabbages in salt water.
Then sit in the sink
until the morning.
Don't forget to insult the soup.
I really believe our wedding will last until we die.
He had such a worm heart.
The deafened ant entered the court room.
Once I tripped all the way to Hawaii.