Visitors have been submitting their own funny pickup lines on the main pickup line page  but we try to keep most of this site PG, and there are some we haven’t wanted to post on the funny pick up lines and chat up lines page. So we made this page, for more crude, rude, blunt, adult, mature, sexual and inapropriate pick up lines.  We still may not post all of your pick up line comments, but this will have some of the ones that were a bit much for the main pick up line page.
So warning- some of these pick up lines may be offensive, rude, crude, or bluntly sexual. If you are easily offended or too young for this, please stop now.
my lips hurt…. will u kiss um better????
like bacon? wanna strip?
I’m an FBI agent (Fine Body Inspector) and I’m gonna have to ask you to assume the position.
Sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty darn good!!!!
hehe
Your right leg is like Thanksgiving and your left leg is like Christmas. Can I visit between the holidays?
Guy says: Do you sleep on your stomach?
Girl says: yes or no (doesn’t matter)
Guy sayd: Can I?
My name is (insert name)…. now remeber that coz u will be screeming it later
Are you made from some cement? Because you make me hard
do you live near an airport?
Coz my hearts about to take off ;)
If I’m a pain in your arse, we can just add more lube !
How tall am i?
then you say, ” dont be checking me out”
sex please
Why don’t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
Can I touch your belly button…from the inside?
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
you look like a bad girl looking for a good time
will you help me find my lost puppy,,, it ran into that cheap hotel room across the street
i lost my number can i have yours
should i call you in the morning or should i just wake you up
are your legs like peanut butter… you know like spread
you’d look good in my portfolio thats it
were you in band,, cuz it looks like you could slide a trombone
is there a wrench in my pants or am i glad to see you!!
all i want for christmas is you in my bed!
Did you wash your pants with Windex? Cuz i can see myself in them.
Can I borrow 35 cents? My mother told me to call her when i fell in love.
Do you believe in love @ first site or should i walk by again?
Are you wearing Space Underwear? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
Do u like chocolate … well pull down ur snickers and ill give u a boost !
are those space jeans cause your butt is out of this world
do you play basketball because i would love to dunk on your rack
If you were my guitar, I’d hit your G string all night!
You like games? How about you come to my place and play with my joystick all night!
I’m like a Rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get!
I’ve got a sweet hole for your stiff pole.
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
woow
guy: YOU LIKE pep ralleys
girl: yeah
guy:well lets have one in my pants
your love is like a river that makes me shiver your eyes are like gold it is precious to hold your legs are like ice cream that is smooth so lets get some burgers and grt busey
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?, because I can see myself in your pants.
Want to play house? You can be the door and I’ll slam you.
You know, I was a soldier, if you want I can show you what it was like. I’ll take cover and you can blow the shit out of me.
If you think I look good now, wait until you see me sweating at your place.
( put two fingers together and slowly start putting space between them) Smile when you’d be satisfied ( when you get to about eight inches apart) Ooo, you’re a greedy bitch.
Sex for fifteen minutes is like running a mile. I could use the excersize.
do you work at at&t because baby your raising my BAR
excuse me i cant find my treasure can i look in your chest
Im like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder i get!!!!
il pump up the patry
Do you have 5 dollars cuz i have a footlong.
Lets pretend youre a pile of rocks and im a bulldozer so i can plow you.
Your hot can I rail you?
Hey you give me a chubby.
Sit on my face i’ll guess your weight
let’s count shoulders (touch your left, right, her left, her right.) 1, 2, 3, 4!
My penis stopped breathing, can you do CPR?
What has 142 teeth, and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper.
I’m looking for a cave to put my treasure in and
out. can i put my in your?
Their are lots of beautiful beaches, but u r the only one i go in.
I AM THE MAN JOKE!
as long as i have a face you will always have a place to sit
Guy:Hey there, where have you been all my life?
Girl: In Hiding!
get ur rat out
congratulations girl, you just won a free night to spend with me
Is that a Mirror in your pocket? cuz I see me in your pants.
is your name jacob coz ur a wee cracker
Wanna see my toolbox? We can go nuts and screw or you can handle my power drill …
If I’m Ali Baba, will you let me into your cave if I say ‘Open Sesame’?
If I’m Aladdin, will you let me rub your lamps?
If you’re Cleopatra, show me your pyramids and I’ll show you my obelisk …
If you’re Helen of Troy, wanna ride my Trojan horse?
Is that a keg in ur pants cuz i wanna tap that ass