Crude Pick up lines: Some Rated R, rude, crude and blunt and sexual pickup lines and chat up lines.
Visitors have been submitting their own funny pickup lines on the main pickup line page  but we try to keep most of this site PG, and there are some we haven’t wanted to post on the funny pick up lines and chat up lines page. So we made this page, for more crude, rude, blunt, adult, mature, sexual and inapropriate pick up lines.  We still may not post all of your pick up line comments, but this will have some of the ones that were a bit much for the main pick up line page.
So warning- some of these pick up lines may be offensive, rude, crude, or bluntly sexual. If you are easily offended or too young for this, please stop now.
Hey babe, Can I land my plane on your landing strip?
your my favorite midnight snack
i hope you know CPR cos u take ma breath away
loool…and some of these are well weird guys
ahaha x
that shirt would look great on the floor next to my bed
I may be short, but it ain’t my feet holding me up ;]
Its late, you’ll do.
Hey there, I didnt mean to stare at you from across the room. Its just that you look so familiar….have i done you before?
IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST?
NO WHY?
COZ UR THE BOMB
Hey there does this cocktail napkin smell like clorophorm?
Do you belive in energy conservation?
*Yes or No (doesn’t matter)
I see, Well think of it this way, how would you feel if someone turned you on and then left.
*Bad
Then don’t leave me.
you no what i like most in a girl
no what?
my bone
Nice pants!
How do you like your eggs in the morning?…Fertilized :)
lol, dunno ;)