Here are some funny courtroom mistakes based on actual transcripts
Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? By death. And by whose death was it terminated?
Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? No, I said he was shot i...
  Here are some of Jerry Seinfeld's funny comedy stand ups:   I will never understand why they cook on TV.
I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it.
The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well, here it is. You can't have any. Than...
It's possible this ad was placed in the Craig List Romance Section as a joke. But I honestly don't think so. I think it was placed by a very enthusiastic, straight-forward, fascinating woman ready to meet the man of her dreams.
Noodles! Here a...
  Here are some funny restaurant signs:  Â
Our great food will never leave you!
Please leave a pet outside.
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink.
Please wail.
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
We serve people like you as good foo...
Actual Medical Record Entries Mistakes From Doctors
Discharge status: alive but without permission.
The patient has been depressed ever since
she began seeing me in 1983.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of...
Most of these funny cemetery tombstone epitaphs came from graveyards in the old West, where it was often left to acquaintances or even strangers to choose the words on a tombstone, and where a sense of humor was a survivor tool. Some came from...
These are actual expressions, primarily from the Southern United States. Many of these colloquialisms are fading away, as they aren't often continued by younger generations. But many of us have fond memories of hearing many of these funn...
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Diet Water Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring†  "This tea is really best for the person with fatty belly"
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From a Japanese breakfast pastry package: Through years of exper...
These are actual fortune cookie fortunes.
Confucius say you have heart as big as Texas.
You have an unusual equipment
for success, use it properly.
Because of your melodic nature,
the moonlight never misses an appointment.
You will gain ad...
3D graffiti stairs painted on a hallway wall and floor.
A busy bathroom graffiti wall.
We think of graffiti as something contemporary, but it has been around for centuries. In ancient Rome, when you had a written message for the public, you s...
More dumb Newspaper headlines from actual newspapers.
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Str...
More Funny, silly, weird and sometimes even hilarious Newspaper headlines from actual newspapers.
Iraqi head seeks arms
Queen Mary having bottom scraped
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes appeal to Pope   Page Topic: F...
The original “Hollywood Squares†(Whoopi Goldberg created a new version in the last few years) was a popular game show in the Seventies. In the original, Peter Marshall, the host, would ask a question, one of the guest celebrities would...
  Here are some of the funniest jokes compiled from GQ Magazine:   Okay, so it's impossible to objectively choose the funniest jokes ever. Although there was a scientific study on the topic, which produced these jokes as the funniest joke...
  Some funny translations from restaurant menus:   Dumpling stuffed with the ovary and
digestive glands of a crab.
From a menu in China.
Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.
Children soup.
From a menu in India.
See pic below for simila...
  Here are some funny Chinese menu bloopers and pics:   Warning to kids and and parents- Some accidental strong language on this page...)
May we recommend our special tonight... Hmmm, such tempting delicacies.... I guess there's a niche...
Here are the funniest subtitles rom Hong Kong Martial Art Movies:
* "I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!"
* "I will kill you until you are dead from it!"
* "The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?"
* "I...
  Here are some funny newspaper headlines:   Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketle...
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Actual, Funny Answers to a quiz: A first grade school teacher saved these funny quiz ans...
  Here are some funny quotes by Yogi Berra   If you don't know where you're going, chances are you will end up somewhere else.
It's deja-vu all over again.
You should always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't come to yours.
I...
