Innocent English

A pun connects two meanings through a word or sound. You do not need a huge joke collection to make one; a small list of ordinary words is enough to start playing. This activity works alone, with a friend or around a family table, and it does not require making anyone's accent or mistake the joke....

The ancient Egyptians held a deep reverence for cats, and their worship of these feline creatures played a significant role in their religious and cultural practices. Dating back to around 3100 BCE, the history of Egyptian cat worship is intertwined with mythology, symbolism, and a profound...

Long-haired dog breeds have captivated the hearts of dog enthusiasts worldwide with their luxurious coats and distinctive characteristics. In this essay, we will explore and compare three popular long-haired dog breeds: the Afghan Hound, the Shih Tzu, and the Old English Sheepdog. Despite their...

You can buy official Britney Spears 2009 Concert Tour T Shirts at her website. But it isn’t cheap. You can probably find cheap fake Britney Spears Circus tour t shirts and other merchandise, but it’s probably going to look cheaper too.  you can also check ebay and other discount sites and...

Books are like eggs – you got to crack ’em open to get anything out of them. Having nothin’ don’t mean you don’t know what’s right. If you call Jesus, his line is never busy. We got peace with the white man as long as we do what he says. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Once Upon a Time… When We Were...

–Are you finished? –No. Are you Swedish? Don’t shoot, I’m an actor! I’m rolling like a hunchback doing somersaults! It’s what I do! Would you excuse me, I’m being kicked off this train. I’d like to ask the conductor to slow it down. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Once Upon a Crime…’: Quotes from...

#1: DON’T SHOOT THE BOMB! #2: DON’T SHOOT ME EITHER!!! 1) There are two things you need to do. 2) Would one of them be shiting my pants. 1) Where are you? 2) The corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You. 1) Why’d you take me here? Who the hell are you! 2)Were with the CIA 1)Oh I see, ya’ll shot someone and...

(ending scenes) 1. Hey, Syd, Mike says you ain’t shit! 2. Now why would you spout off some crazy shit like that? (pointing gun at redgie) move nigga get out the way, see you on the highway, get the fuck out of MY way – –Did you see that? –They’re throwing cars at us. How could I not see that? –Is...

Whattya mean??, you slept in my bed, didnt you feel the dents???, Baby you dont want that, you dont want that, cause when I come, I COME WITH THE THUNDER!!. (1) Can we help you? (2) Hey, I ‘staked’ out in that car all night too, I should at least be allowed to take a peek. (1) This is real police...

Fish, I respect you and I love you. I am a tired old man. I have killed the fish which is my brother, and now I must do slave work. Man is not made for defeat. Man can be destoyed but not defeated. The old man opened his eyes and for a moment he was coming back from a long way. Then he smiled. Up...

…Both deaths due to close encounters with stationary objects; office door for Mr. Cosgrove, ’89 Porsche for Mr. Seagrave. 1) Son you know that little glow thats starting to blink in the corner of your eye. Thats your career disapation light it just went into overtime. 2) If anyone lights were about...

I can shoot fleas of a horses back with this gun Tannen and its pointed right at your head #1)That’s a very interesting story Future boy but there’s just one thing the doesn’t make sense. If the me in the future is now in the past, how could you possibly know about it? #2) you sent me a letter....

(1)Those boards don’t work on water…(2) Unless you got power… –However, the destruction may be very localized. Possibly limited to our own galaxy. –Well, that’s a relief. –Where do you put in the quarter? –What’s a quarter? 1) Age: Forty Seven 2) Forty Seven! That’s one Hell of a face lift 1) He’s...

Get your meat hooks off of me! Hello, anybody home, think Mcfly…think! I think it’s terrible, girls chasing boys. When I was your age, I never chased a boy, or called a boy, or… sat in a parked car with a boy. Whoa, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that my mother …has got the hots for me? #1-...

–You know who are suspects are? –Everybody in Saigon. Civilians, troops, gangsters, cowboys, deserters, refugees, dopers, black marketeers. God, I love this town. I really do. We are never outgunned. You despise me because you think I am corrupt, when in reality you are too innocent to see...

–No one wants to read about Jews. –They were Germans! –They were German Jews. Christmas Dream. I bear no hatred, no bitterness towards the German people. People are not evil, only individuals are evil. If, after my death, this diary should be found and read, will some kind friend please say Kaddish...

As Bobbie Lee is walking down her road, she’s talking to herself about how her Papa won’t let her date. Here we are in the second half of the 20th centry. THE 20th CENTURY! And Mississippi has yet to hear a word of it. Amazing. AMAZING! I have come this far in life, and as yet I have seen no...

–What you doing with such a big old dog in New York? –Never had a wife. I’ll kill you and everything you own! I’m off to make my fortune. Stop – Dead End. Well, maybe jst this once. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Odds Against Tomorrow’: Quotes from the movie ‘Odds Against Tomorrow’