—That girl is a gem! An absolute gem! And I'll tell you something else...
—She reminds me of me!
Doesn't mean you're a bad person.
Morris, look at this apartment! I love it! It's so Jewish!
Who ever heard of a Jewish cop? Everyone knows you gotta be Irish to get ahead on the force.
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