Daily Quick Break: December 18, 2007: One Liners 1: A collection of the best funny one liners

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. A friend sent me this list of favorite one liners that someone had sent her. There are some great sayings, quotes and one liners here. … Read more

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Funny Answers to a very old joke

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?   PARIS HILTON: Huh? ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the … Read more

The Last Words Awards: The 20 Best Dying Words of Famous People

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to InnocentEnglish.com’s Last Words Awards, where we present awards for the Best Last Words of dying famous people. Unfortunately, none of our nominees were able to make it here tonight to receive their award in person, but rest assured they are here in spirit.    So, without further adieu, here are the … Read more