A friend sent me this list of oxymorons. Some are literally oxymorons and others are more a commentary on failings of companies, etc. There are some pretty funny ones here, and a few real gems. Enjoy. Act naturally Found missing Resident alien Advanced BASIC Genuine imitation Airline food Good grief Same difference Almost exactly Government organization Sanitary … Read more
Same planet, different worlds? Probably just about everyone has had some relationship moments that felt like that. Here’s a case in point:  Her Diary Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, … Read more
Good Pickup lines: here are some great (and stupid) funny pickup lines and chat up lines. Some are sweet, some cheesy, some bad, but hey, some just might be worth a try…    Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Me! Baby did you fart, … Read more
