Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic!

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

Compiled from lyrics of love songs translated into English by ESL students.

From morning’s glaring sun to the smelly afternoon,

You are always inside my lonely brain.

I hope we meet in an accident very soon.

My heart will not stop hemorrhaging for you.

The night you squeezed me I visited heaven.

To read the rest, go to: My Lemon Moon Ray Lover

Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic!

These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

I am so eager to mate you!

Please execute me for being late.

Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence?

I am sorry I am later.
It took me ten minutes to ignite my car.

Am I making P correctly?

Did you have an accident?

To read the rest, go to: A Day of Tutoring

Funny Student Bloopers:
Funny test answers pics: Pictures of funny student exam, quiz and test answers
Funny Kids’ Mistakes about the Bible
Funny Student Science Test Mistakes
World History According to Students
Funny School Excuse Notes
Funny Quiz Answers

Funny Newspaper Bloopers
Funny Classifieds Mistakes
Funny Newspaper Headlines
More Funny Headlines
More Funny Headline Bloopers
Funny Newspaper Classified Ads- Page One

Funny Sports Quotes bloopers
Top 10 Dumb Sports Quotes & Bloopers of All Time
Stupid Sports Quotes, Bloopers and Dumb Mistatements
Funny Sports Bloopers: Dumb quotes by athletes and sports celebrities

Church Bulletin Mistakes
Funny Church Bulletins and Announcement Mistakes and Bloopers
Funny Bulletin and Church Service Announcement

Courtroom Bloopers
Funny Courtroom Mistakes
Funny Courtroom Mistakes
Funny Courtroom Mistakes

Other Funny English Bloopers too Close to Home
Pictures of Funny and Dumb Signs
Funny letters to landlords
Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses
Funny Letters to Government Agencies
Funny Ad Campaign Blunders
Funny Resume Mistakes
Funny Doctor Chart Bloopers

Bushisms
Bush Quotes and Bush Bloopers of 2004
Bush Quotes and Bush Bloopers of 2005
Top 10 Funniest Bushisms of All Time
Top 10 Bushisms of 2006
Top 10 Bushisms of 2006
Funny Bush Quotes from 2006
Best Funny Bushisms
Funny Bushisms: The Funniest, Saddest and Scariest Mangled Statements
Where Wings Take Dream
Where Wings Take Dream

Page topic: Funny bloopers and mistakes by native English speakers.

Funny Signs from Restaurants
Funny Signs Hall of Fame
Other Funny Signs From Around the World
Top 10 Most Romantic Mistakes
Other Funny English Mistakes From Around the World
Funny Warning Signs
Funny Madonna Interview Translation from Budapest’s Blikk Newspaper
English Subtitles In Hong Kong Films
Funny Chinese menu bloopers and pics
On Tonight’s Menu…
Strange Fortune Cookies: Funny but Real Fortune Cookie Fortunes
Funny lables and Food package bloopers

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The pages below are what started InnocentEnglish.com  They have funny English mistakes and bloopers from my ESL students.  Any of us learning a new language will make a lot of mistakes, and some will sound pretty funny or strange to native speakers. Like the time in college when I was at an Orphanage in Mexico for a work trip, and I greeted all the kids enthusiastically with “Buenos Dios!”  I thought I was saying good day, but I was running around shouting ”Good God!, Good God!”.  This section is NOT making fun of people with poor English. It’s enjoying the way the tinest mistake in any language can completely change the meaning, and sometimes that can bring a smile to a native speaker.

Innocent English Mistakes From New English Language Students
My Lemon Moon Ray LoverFunny Signs: More Dumb and Stupid Signs
Romance: The Beginning
Weather
A Day of Tutoring
Traveling
The Fur Trade
Sports
Romance: The End
Renting and Dorm and Apartment Living
Funny student bloopers about school
Religion
Politics and Government
Parents
Top 10 Movie Titles
A Murder Trial
How To Sky Dive in the Ocean
Health
Science
A Recipe
My Lemon Moon Ray Lover

Page topic: Funny English Bloopers and Mistakes from around the world.

Top 50 Funniest English Mistakes from New English Language Students
Innocent English Mistakes From New English Language Students
My Lemon Moon Ray Lover:
Funny Signs: More Dumb and Stupid Signs
Romance: The Beginning
Weather
A Day of Tutoring
Traveling
The Fur Trade
Sports
Romance: The End
Renting and Dorm and Apartment Living
Funny student bloopers about school
Religion
Politics and Government
Parents
Top 10 Movie Titles
A Murder Trial
How To Sky Dive in the Ocean
Health
Science
A Recipe

Page topic: Funny English mistakes and bloopers by ESL students and new English speakers.

This morning, I was walking outside,
when suddenly a big shower fell on me!

Yesterday I had strong wind here.

Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful
about that. Once a car starts lusting,
there’s no way to stop it.

There was a lighting strike
and then the sky became dark.

The entire country has been
devastated by a long trout.

Everyone in my country is really nervous right now because this is the tycoon season. One big one can destroy a city.

If you are ever in an earthquake, you should go to the bathroom very quickly because that is the safest thing to do.

Today the waiter is cold and wet and a little windy.

After the volcano the town was full of asses.

I am so uncomfortable today.
I cannot relax when I am in heat.

When a volcan explodes, millions
of tons of larva can bury a city

Some of the funniest Wedding Quotes:

I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!

I really believe our wedding will last until we die.

What does it mean:
“I would like to propose to some toast?

If he is really the best man,
why isn’t she marrying him instead?

The groom was wearing
A very nice croissant.

He was so nervous, he suddenly started
to paint in front of everybody!

He lifted the veal off her face
and gave her a big kiss.

I think she is really glad she got marinated.

Page Topic: Funny Wedding Quotes

Once I tripped all the way to Hawaii.

I like to visit small European tongues.

How far should I tip the driver?

She was so kind. She rode me all the way to the airport!

I hugged my girlfriend and then I defarted.

I think almost every hotel in America
has a big swimming fool.

When I first came to the West I felt dis-oriented.

I liked it here but it was hard for me to adjust myself.

In some countries, you should only drink the water
a tourist already drank. Maybe it will taste bad,
but it will not have poison.

I heard California is full of nude peaches.

You can’t sleep with me because it is
too crowded. But you can probably
sleep with my sister. That’s what most
of my friends do when they visit.

All over Europe people wanted more animal hair.

The Hudson Bay company was found in the
Canada woods.

Fur hunters catch furry animals, wash them,
and dry them, and then sell them for women
who wear them at fancy parties.

Many people in England wore beavers
and other big rodents like the French.

Most beavers and foxes died and went to Europe.

The new pioneer people ate most of the barffalo.

Fortunately, now most people have fake fur.

We won two gold medals,
one silver, and four blonds!

When we won, I was so exciting
I had goose pimps all over my body.

Did I tell you I climbed half way up
one of the tallest pigs in the world?

It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.

Someone important always throws the first peach.

For me, a swimming pool is a relaxative.

I was the best racist on my team.

I think Pete Rose was mostly famous for his betting average.

Did I tell you I climbed half-way up one of the smallest pigs in the world?

Tiger Woods might be the world’s most talented gopher.

I really wanted to go to the gym last night buy my date expired.