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Funny Signs of the Day

Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:

An Inspirational Address to the Nation
By George W. Bush

Compiled entirely out of actual Bush quotes, by InnocentEnglish.com

My Fellow Americans,

During these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings.1

I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. … He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.2

Thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well.3

I’m so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He’s one of the great Pennsylvania political families.4

I’m looking forward to working with him in the United Nations Senate.

To read the rest, go to: Where Wings Take Dream

Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed.

Funny Signs of the Day

Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:

InnocentEnglish.com’s list of the best, worst, funniest, saddest and most unfortunate Bushisms from 2006.

1. “That’s George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three — three or four books about him last year. Isn’t that interesting?” — During an interview with German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann in the Oval Office, May 5, 2006

2. “I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.” — On his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

3. “You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war President. No President wants to be a war President, but I am one.” — Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 26, 2006

4. “The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done.” –Regarding Iraq, ,Greeley, Colo., Nov. 4, 2006

To read the rest, go to: Top 10 Bushisms of 2006

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The best and funiest actual George W. Bush quotes, bloopers, mistakes and Bushisms from 2006

Some might see some of these President Bush quotes as stupid, dumb, embarassing or even shameful. but others simply see a man who has such a brilliant genius of a mind, his brain just can’t keep up. (that was the most balanced introduction I could come up with…)

“The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done.” –George W. Bush, Greeley, Colo., Nov. 4, 2006

“Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to understand the consequences of words.”
–George W. Bush, interview with Rush Limbaugh, Nov. 1, 2006

“No doubt in my mind, with your help, Dave Lamberti will be the next United States congressman.”
–Speaking at a campaign rally for Jeff Lamberti, Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 26, 2006.

To read the rest, go to: Funny Bush Quotes from 2006

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Funniest bush quotes for 2005 are:

“I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?” –in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005
(caught by TV cameras).

1) “You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” –to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

2) See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” –Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

3) “It’s in our country’s interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm’s way.”—Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

To read the rest, go to: Bush Quotes and Bush Bloopers of 2005

Bushisms: Funniest Mistakes, Blunders, Bloopers and quotes by George W. Bush

(A very funny video of Bushisms)

http://www.youtube.com/v/Xq956JmU1LE

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

“That’s why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental—supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.” –George W. Bush, Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

To read the rest, go to: Funny Bushisms: The Funniest, Saddest and Scariest Mangled Statements

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Funny Bush Quotes from 2006.

The best and funiest actual George W. Bush quotes, bloopers, mistakes and Bushisms from 2006
Some might see some of these President Bush quotes as stupid, dumb, embarassing or even shameful. but others simply see a man who has such a brilliant genius of a mind, his brain just can’t keep up. (that was the most balanced introduction I could come up with…)

“The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done.” –George W. Bush, Greeley, Colo., Nov. 4, 2006

“Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to understand the consequences of words.”
–George W. Bush, interview with Rush Limbaugh, Nov. 1, 2006

To read the rest, go to: Best Funny Bushisms

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Best and funniest bush quotes of all time are:

Funny Video Compilation of Classic Bush mistakes and bloopers

http://www.youtube.com/v/pbsucGt-tvM

The Top Ten Funniest (and Saddest) Mistakes, Misstatements, Bloopers and Blunders By President George W. Bush (so far…)

1. It’s not easy to try to narrow down well over 100 funny Bush bloopers and mistakes to 10. And of course, 100 people would have 100 different lists, with a lot of overlap. But here are 10 of the most famous, talked about, and appreciated George W. Bush Mistatements. Some are funny, some are sad, and some are actually a bit scarey. There are a lot more Bushisms on this site, so have alook around if you want to read more…

To read the rest, go to: Top 10 Funniest Bushisms of All Time

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Funniest Bush quotes for 2004 are:

10) “I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.”

—Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

9) “Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”

—Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

8) “Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.”

—Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

To read the rest, go to: Bush Quotes and Bush Bloopers of 2004

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InnocentEnglish.com’s list of the best, worst, funniest, saddest and most unfortunate Bushisms from 2006.

1. “That’s George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three — three or four books about him last year. Isn’t that interesting?” — During an interview with German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann in the Oval Office, May 5, 2006

2. “I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.” — On his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

3. “You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war President. No President wants to be a war President, but I am one.” — Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 26, 2006

4. “The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done.” –Regarding Iraq, ,Greeley, Colo., Nov. 4, 2006

5. “This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th.” –On the fiscal year that ended on Sept. 30, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006

6. “I think, tide turning– see, as I remember, I was raised in
the desert, but tides kind of — it’s easy to see a tide turn. Did I say those words?

To read the rest, go to: Top 10 Bushisms of 2006

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InnocentEnglish.com’s list of the best, worst, funniest, saddest and most unfortunate Bushisms from 2006.

1. “That’s George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three — three or four books about him last year. Isn’t that interesting?” — During an interview with German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann in the Oval Office, May 5, 2006

2. “I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.” — On his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

3. “You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war President. No President wants to be a war President, but I am one.” — Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 26, 2006

4. “The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done.” –Regarding Iraq, ,Greeley, Colo., Nov. 4, 2006

5. “This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th.” –On the fiscal year that ended on Sept. 30, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006

6. “I think, tide turning– see, as I remember, I was raised in
the desert, but tides kind of — it’s easy to see a tide turn. Did I say those words?” — Responding to whether the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

7. “That’s called, A Charge To Keep, based upon a religious hymn. The hymn talks about serving God. The president’s job is never to promote a religion.” — During an interview with German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann in the Oval Office, May 5, 2006

8. “People don’t need to worry about security. This deal wouldn’t go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America.” — On handing over U.S. port security to a United Arab Emerates company, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23, 2006

9. “You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you’re gone.” — Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006

10.”I’ve reminded the prime minister– the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.” Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

Dishonorable mention: A few runner ups for the Best (and worst) Bush quotes of 2006

“Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to understand the consequences of words.”– Interview with Rush Limbaugh, Nov. 1, 2006

“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” –George W. Bush, interview with CBS News’ Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

“The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany.” -George W. Bush, D.C., May 5, 2006

“I’m the decider, and I decide what is best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense.” -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006

“People don’t need to worry about security. This deal wouldn’t go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America.” -George W. Bush, on the deal to hand over U.S. port security to a company operated by the United Arab Emirates, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23, 2006

“He was a state sponsor of terror. In other words, the government had declared, you are a state sponsor of terror.” -George W. Bu sh, on Saddam Hussein, Manhattan, Kan., Jan. 23, 2006

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