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Out Comes Black!
What goes in the water red, and comes out black?
Hickory Dickory Dock!
Hickory-Dickory-Dock! The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one and down did come. Hickory-Dickory-Dock!What am I?
I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back, None suffer to have me, but do from my lack.What am I?
I cut through evil like a double edged sword, And chaos flees at my approach. Balance I single-handedly upraise, Through battles fought with heart and
mind, Instead of with my gaze.What am I?
I am justice!
Out Of Sight?
Always invisible, yet never out of sight. What are they?
The letters I & S.
A red cap on my head, A stone in my throat, Ff you tell me the answer, I’ll give you a Groat.What am I?
I am a cherry.
Tapestry of Fickle
I’m pleasing to the eye A tool for many absent of mind A tapestry of fickle lies Blind to even the most pensive spies I’m often the breeder of fervent
lust But I am by far one you shouldn’t trust.What am I?
Marry 3 Men
How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?
She’s a Justice of the Peace.
Runs Around City
What runs around a city but never moves?What am I?
A city wall.
Filled With Hotness
I am filled with hotness. I don’t mind how hot water is.What am I?
A hot water bottle.
What hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes?
How many birth days does the average man have?
I run through hills; I veer around mountains. I leap over rivers and crawl through the forests. Step out your door to find me.What am I?
Gift Beyond Measure
I am just two and two. I am hot. I am cold. I’m the parent of numbers that cannot be told. I’m a gift beyond measure, a matter of course, And I’m yielded with pleasure- even taken by force.What am I?
I am a KISS.
The more of these you take, the more appear behind you.
Feeds On Cargo
It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It’s not alive,What is it?
Within, I clean all that is bad and is old. I make juice that’s the color of gold. Should i die, a filter machine would you need assembled To replace me, and beans I resemble.What am I?
I have four legs but never walk I may be covered in flowers but have no soil I hold food three times a day but never eat a meal. What am I?
Weary of Battle
I’m by nature solitary, scarred by spear and wounded by sword, weary of battle. I frequently see the face of war, and fight hateful enemies; yet I hold no hope of help being
brought to me in the battle, before I’m eventually done to death. In the stronghold of the city sharp-edged swords, skilfully forged in the flame by smiths, bite deeply into me. I can but
await a more fearsome encounter; it is not for me to discover in the city any of those doctors who heal grievous wounds with roots and herbs. The scars from sword wounds gape wider and
wider; death blows are dealt to me by day and by night.What am I?
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
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