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Out Comes Black!
What goes in the water red, and comes out black?
Hickory Dickory Dock!
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
and down did come.
Hickory-Dickory-Dock!What am I?
I weaken all men for hours each day.
I show you strange visions while you are away.
I take you by night, by day take you back,
None suffer to have me, but do from my lack.What am I?
I cut through evil
like a double edged sword,
And chaos flees at my approach.
Balance I single-handedly upraise,
Through battles fought with heart and mind,
Instead of with my gaze.What am I?
I am justice!
Out Of Sight?
Always invisible, yet never out of sight. What are they?
The letters I & S.
A red cap on my head,
A stone in my throat,
Ff you tell me the answer,
I’ll give you a Groat.What am I?
I am a cherry.
Tapestry of Fickle
I’m pleasing to the eye
A tool for many absent of mind
A tapestry of fickle lies
Blind to even the most pensive spies
I’m often the breeder of fervent lust
But I am by far one you shouldn’t trust.What am I?
Marry 3 Men
How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?
She’s a Justice of the Peace.
Runs Around City
What runs around a city
but never moves?What am I?
A city wall.
Filled With Hotness
I am filled with hotness.
I don’t mind how hot water is.What am I?
A hot water bottle.
What hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes?
How many birth days does the average man have?
I run through hills;
I veer around mountains.
I leap over rivers
and crawl through the forests.
Step out your door to find me.What am I?
Gift Beyond Measure
I am just two and two. I am hot. I am cold.
I’m the parent of numbers that cannot be told.
I’m a gift beyond measure, a matter of course,
And I’m yielded with pleasure- even taken by force.What am I?
I am a KISS.
The more of these you take, the more appear behind you.
Feeds On Cargo
It has a long neck,
A name of a bird,
Feeds on cargo of ships,
It’s not alive,What is it?
Within, I clean all that is bad and is old.
I make juice that’s the color of gold.
Should i die, a filter machine would you need assembled
To replace me, and beans I resemble.What am I?
I have four legs but never walk
I may be covered in flowers but have no soil
I hold food three times a day but never eat a meal.
What am I?
Weary of Battle
I’m by nature solitary, scarred by spear
and wounded by sword, weary of battle.
I frequently see the face of war, and fight
hateful enemies; yet I hold no hope
of help being brought to me in the battle,
before I’m eventually done to death.
In the stronghold of the city sharp-edged swords,
skilfully forged in the flame by smiths,
bite deeply into me. I can but await
a more fearsome encounter; it is not for me
to discover in the city any of those doctors
who heal grievous wounds with roots and herbs.
The scars from sword wounds gape wider and wider;
death blows are dealt to me by day and by night.What am I?
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
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