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Funny English
Did They Say It?
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Funny Jokes, Quotes and Lines
Today’s Funny Sayings
Today’s Stupid Questions:
~ Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
~ Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
Today’s Stand Up Comedy Quote:
~ A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. — Conan O’Brien
~ What year did Jesus think it was? — George Carlin
Today’s Pick Up Lines: (Use at your own risk!)
~ If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.
~ did u get that body at McDonalds? because ?I’m loving it’.
Today’s Puns:
~ Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
~ A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Today’s Funny Southern Expressions:
~ They’re off like a herd of turtles.
~ Tighter than a camel’s ass in a sandstorm.
Today’s Jokes
~ A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.
~ Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”
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