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Today’s Funny Sayings
Today’s Stupid Questions:
~ After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
~ In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you’re planning on lying, do they really think you’ll tell them so?
Today’s Stand Up Comedy Quote:
~ I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them. — George Carlin
~ I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. — Steven Wright
Today’s Pick Up Lines: (Use at your own risk!)
~ Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
~ Hey, I bet we have some of the same prescriptions!
Today’s Puns:
~ How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.
~ Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Today’s Funny Southern Expressions:
~ He fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
~ He’s about as handy as a back pocket on a shirt.
Today’s Jokes
~ A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.”
“What do you mean?” said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe. “Ow, even THAT hurts.”
The doctor asked the woman, “Are you a natural blonde?”
“Why yes,” she said.
“I thought so,” said the doctor… “You have a sprained finger.”
~ Sam: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn’t do my book project.
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