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Today’s Stupid Questions:
~ Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken’s butt and think, “I’ll bet that would be good to eat?
~ Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Today’s Stand Up Comedy Quote:
~ When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? — George Carlin
~ I’m not a fighter, I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. — Woody Allen
Today’s Pick Up Lines: (Use at your own risk!)
~ What time do you have to be back in heaven?
~ is your dad a baker, because you have some great buns!
Today’s Puns:
~ Girls who don’t get asked out as often as their friends could feel out-dated.
~ What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing – but it let out a little whine.
Today’s Funny Southern Expressions:
~ She is too old. I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
~ You’ve got champagne taste with a beer pocketbook.
Today’s Jokes
~ An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the frothy head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.
The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, “Spit it out you greedy little bastard! Spit it out!”
~ On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
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