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Funny English
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Today’s Funny Sayings
Today’s Stupid Questions:
~ Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
~ Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
Today’s Stand Up Comedy Quote:
~ Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? — George Carlin
~ Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all? ” — George Carlin
Today’s Pick Up Lines: (Use at your own risk!)
~ Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
~ are you corn because you stalking me
Today’s Puns:
~ A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.
~ He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Today’s Funny Southern Expressions:
~ It’s on like a chicken bone!
~ You look like you’ve been rode hard and put away wet.
Today’s Jokes
~ A cowboy and his new bride check into a motel. The cowboy explains to the desk clerk that they were just married that morning.
“Would you like the bridal?” the clerk asks them.
“No thanks,” the cowboy answers. “I’ll just hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it.”?
~ A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, “All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $100,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!”
The crews try, but no one can get through. Then another fire truck, filled with a volunteer fire company of men over 65, comes roaring down the road and drives straight into the middle of the inferno. The other men watch unbelieving as the old timers hop off of their rig and heroically extinguish the fire, saving the secret formulas.
The company president walks over to reward the volunteers.
“What do you guys plan to do with the money?” the president asks the group.
The firetruck driver looks him right in the eye and answers, “Well, the first thing we’re going to do is fix the fricking brakes on that truck!”
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