A short funny song: I Got a Pea

And here's the CATCHIEST ONE MINUTE SONG You will hear today.

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Funny English

Today’s Funny Sign

Today’s Newspaper Fail

Did They Say It?

~ Did White House spokesman Barrry Toiv actually say “It’s not easy getting up here and saying nothing. It takes a lot of preparation.” Yes.

~ Did George W. Bush actually say “I’m honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.” Yes.

Today’s InnocentEnglish Classics:

Funny Church Bulletin Mistakes:
~ Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
~ Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.
~ The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: “Break Forth Into Joy.”
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Funny Pis and Vids

Pic of the Day:

Today’s Cute Shot #1:

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Today’s Funny Song from Songdrops.com:

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Funny Jokes, Quotes and Lines

Today’s Funny Sayings

~ Honk If Anything Falls Off.

~ Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.

Today’s Stupid Questions:

~ If there is an extra small and an extra large, why isn’t there an extra medium?

~ How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Today’s Stand Up Comedy Quote:

~ I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. — Emo Philips

~ Is French kissing in France just called kissing? — Peter Kay

Today’s Pick Up Lines: (Use at your own risk!)

~ Hey, do u have like one minute? I want to hit on u.

~ If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Today’s Puns:

~ A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.

~ Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all.

Today’s Funny Southern Expressions:

~ he’s just a hole in search of a donut

~ He’s busier than a one-legged man at a butt-kickin contest!

Today’s Jokes

~ A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next
day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
“You can have mine.”

~ Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, “What starting salary were you thinking about?” The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years – say, a red Corvette?” The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”

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Today’s Word Games

Today’s Texting Abbreviation Quiz:

What does TOU mean?
Thinking of you
What does IANAC mean?
I am not a crook
What does BYTM mean?
Better you than me

Today’s Riddle:

Still Grow A Beard:
How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
If you were a barber, you could shave other men three times a day and still grow your own beard.

Today’s Crossword Puzzle:

Today’s Sudoku Puzzle:

Today’s Hangman:

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Today’s Random Flash Games from the InnocentEnglish Arcade (Shortcut: LOL22.com)

Sniper Year 2
Part two of this tactical puzzle sniper game by robotJAM.

Complete 12 sniper missions for the organization you work for. Read the briefings carefully to know how to accomplish your goals.


freezing
דקרו את הקרחונים והצילו את הישובים


Christmas Sudoku
Sudoku with Christmas symbols instead of numbers. Including a level for kids.


Today’s Dilbert. Here’s your daily dose of Dilbert:

Celebrity Birthdays:

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