A short funny song: I Got a Pea

And here's the CATCHIEST ONE MINUTE SONG You will hear today.

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Today’s Funny Sign

Today’s Newspaper Fail

Did They Say It?

~ Did George W. Bush actually say “We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.” Yes.

~ Did Paris Hilton actually say “I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” Yes.

Today’s InnocentEnglish Classics:

Funny Church Bulletin Mistakes:
~ Seen on a sign outside a church: Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.
~ Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
~ For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Funny Pis and Vids

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Today’s Funny Song from Songdrops.com:

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Funny Jokes, Quotes and Lines

Today’s Funny Sayings

~ Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

~ Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed.

Today’s Stupid Questions:

~ Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

~ Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

Today’s Stand Up Comedy Quote:

~ Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. — Steven Wright

~ Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin

Today’s Pick Up Lines: (Use at your own risk!)

~ you smell. lets shower

~ I must be a snowflake because I’m falling for you.

Today’s Puns:

~ Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.

~ Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Today’s Funny Southern Expressions:

~ She’s so fat, it takes two dogs to bark at her

~ Well that just dills my pickle!

Today’s Jokes

~ Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

“What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquired.

“Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The President beamed.

“How long did it take you?”

“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”

~ I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend Justin when he spotted an attractive woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering his courage, he approached her and asked, “Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She responded by yelling at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t come over to your place tonight!”

With everyone in the restaurant staring, Justin crept back to our table, puzzled and humiliated. A few minutes later, the woman walked over to us and apologized.

“I’m sorry if I embarrassed you,” she said, “but I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying human reaction to embarrassing situations.”

At the top of his lungs Justin responded, “What do you mean, five hundred dollars?”

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Today’s Word Games

Today’s Texting Abbreviation Quiz:

What does DNR mean?
Dinner (SMS)
What does NP mean?
No problem
What does GIAR mean?
Give it a rest

Today’s Riddle:

Creature with Many Eyes:
The strangest creature you’ll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
A Peacock.

Today’s Crossword Puzzle:

Today’s Sudoku Puzzle:

Today’s Hangman:

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Nefes Turkish Movie Jigsaw
Turkish New Movie “Nefes” Jigsaw Puzzle from oynatarak.com

You should watch this movie….


X-men Girl
You are a leading hero in the famous rag tag group of X men, ready to save the world and fight evil! Not everyone understands or appreciates you, but you do what is right and fight for the side of good. Your skills are plenty, but it is up to you to find the best costume to suit your powers!


Link Link Halloween
We are presenting you a most fun and addicting game for your Halloween! This is a multi- layer link link game. You can find two identical blocks, click and eliminate them. Different to the tranditional link games, there are 1 or 2 more blocks under every block. Let’s see if you can pass all 10 levels in due time! Enjoy and Happy Halloween!


Today’s Dilbert. Here’s your daily dose of Dilbert:

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