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Funny English
Today’s Funny Sign
Today’s Newspaper Fail
Did They Say It?
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Funny Jokes, Quotes and Lines
Today’s Funny Sayings
Today’s Stupid Questions:
~ Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
~ Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Today’s Stand Up Comedy Quote:
~ Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. — Steven Wright
~ Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin
Today’s Pick Up Lines: (Use at your own risk!)
~ you smell. lets shower
~ I must be a snowflake because I’m falling for you.
Today’s Puns:
~ Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
~ Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Today’s Funny Southern Expressions:
~ She’s so fat, it takes two dogs to bark at her
~ Well that just dills my pickle!
Today’s Jokes
~ Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
“What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquired.
“Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The President beamed.
“How long did it take you?”
“Well, the box said ’3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”
~ I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend Justin when he spotted an attractive woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering his courage, he approached her and asked, “Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responded by yelling at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t come over to your place tonight!”
With everyone in the restaurant staring, Justin crept back to our table, puzzled and humiliated. A few minutes later, the woman walked over to us and apologized.
“I’m sorry if I embarrassed you,” she said, “but I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying human reaction to embarrassing situations.”
At the top of his lungs Justin responded, “What do you mean, five hundred dollars?”
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You should watch this movie….
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