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Did They Say It?
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Funny Jokes, Quotes and Lines
Today’s Funny Sayings
Today’s Stupid Questions:
~ What happens if a black cat with a rabbit’s foot in its mouth crosses your path?
~ If you’re born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
Today’s Stand Up Comedy Quote:
~ What’s with this sudden choice of disorders we get right now? When I was a kid, we just had crazy people, that’s it, just crazy people. — Ellen DeGeneres
~ I’ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it. — Groucho Marx
Today’s Pick Up Lines: (Use at your own risk!)
~ Hi. Just say no if you don’t want me to not kiss you now.
~ Here I will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and I’ll call you.
Today’s Puns:
~ A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
~ Old programmers never die, they just can’t C as well.
Today’s Funny Southern Expressions:
~ Why don’t you just take a long walk off a short pier?
~ You could just charm the dew right off of a honey suckle.
Today’s Jokes
~ A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says “Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs. What are their names?”
The blonde replies “Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.”
The man responds “Huh, that’s interesting. Why did you name them such names?”
The blonde sighs and shakes her head “Everyone keeps asking me the same thing… duhh, what else would you name your watch dogs?”
~ A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope, he found written on it only one word: “FOOL.” The next Sunday he announced, “I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names. But this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name and had forgotten to write a letter.”
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