A short funny song: I Got a Pea

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Funny English

Today’s Funny Sign

Today’s Newspaper Fail

Did They Say It?

~ Did George W. Bush actually say “That’s why we are inconveniencing air traffickers, to make sure nobody is carrying weapons on airplanes.” Yes.

~ Did Britney Spears actually say “Where the hell is Australia anyway?” Yes.

Today’s InnocentEnglish Classics:

Funny Mistakes by New English Students:
~ I heard that company gives you a very big celery.
~ They have good benefits. If I die they will give me one million dollars!
~ I think it’s important to cut off the tips of your fingers before a job interview. That will help impress them.
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Funny Pis and Vids

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Today’s Funny Song from Songdrops.com:

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Funny Jokes, Quotes and Lines

Today’s Funny Sayings

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~ Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

Today’s Stupid Questions:

~ If you buried your lava lamp, would it become a magma lamp?

~ Why is a boxing ring square?

Today’s Stand Up Comedy Quote:

~ 94.5% of all statistics are made up. — Woody Allen

~ I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you’ll remember, I fastened my return with a paper clip, which according to your very own latest government pentagon spending figures will more than make up for the difference. — Emo Philips

Today’s Pick Up Lines: (Use at your own risk!)

~ Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

~ Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Today’s Puns:

~ Waiters are good at multiplication because they know their tables.

~ To which the dentist replied…

Today’s Funny Southern Expressions:

~ Don’t insult the alligator before you cross the stream

~ Scarce as hen’s teeth

Today’s Jokes

~ There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercedes vehicle. They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said, “You need to try harder. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!”

~ Dick Cheney’s personal chef died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the senator, “whose clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.” “Incredible,” said Rumsfeld. “And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Hey, out of curiosity, where’s Dick Cheney’s clock?” asked the chef.

“Cheney’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

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Today’s Word Games

Today’s Texting Abbreviation Quiz:

What does TMI mean?
Too much information
What does INC mean?
Meaning “incoming” (online gaming)
What does OO mean?
Over and out

Today’s Riddle:

House to House:
From house to house he goes,
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?
A Street or Road.

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Today’s Random Flash Games from the InnocentEnglish Arcade (Shortcut: LOL22.com)

Unsucceful Test
One day a scientist doing experiments. Mix one fluid with another. What happened to the scientist? Help him to make an antidote.


Air Defender
An arcade game where the player tries to destroy as many enemies while dodging or destroying enemy bombs. The player scores 20 points for each enemy destroyed and 10 points for each enemy bomb destroyed. Each time the player fires 1 point is deducted from his score. Being hit by an enemy bomb costs the player 1 life (they have 3 total).


memory challenge
memory challenge


Today’s Dilbert. Here’s your daily dose of Dilbert:

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