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School 1958 vs Now: 1958 vs Now, How Times Have Changed

How times have changed in the past fifty years. Presidents have come and gone …. Entire countries have come and gone in that time. The formation of the EU, the collapse of Soviet Russia, so many major events have happened in the last 50 years. Not all of the changes have good though. While we’ve ended the Cold War, America has gotten neck-deep in the Korean, Vietnam, aaaaand the Iraq/Afghanistan War. In 50 years our mindsets have changed too. We value cheap goods over well made but expensive products … with the exception of cars. There we’ve gone foreign, choosing well made and inexpensive, abandoning our local car producers to government bailouts. Sadly, the mindset of our school system has changed too. Just check out the list below…

Scenario:

Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

  • 1958- Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun,goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
  • Now – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers

Scenario:

Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

  • 1958 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
  • Now – Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario:

Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.

  • 1958 – Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
  • Now – Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

  • 1958 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
  • Now – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

  • 1958 – Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
  • Now – Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario:

Pedro fails high school English.

  • 1958 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
  • Now – Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that knowing English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

  • 1958 – Ants die.
  • Now- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

  • 1958 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
  • Now – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

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One Response to “School 1958 vs Now: 1958 vs Now, How Times Have Changed””

  1. Wayne Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    I’ve quoted and linked to your article on BlogWatch Education which is a collection of articles intended to expose real problems parents are having with the public school system. And the intrusion of Government and ACLU into family values.

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