Comments on: Sarah Palin Jokes: Jokes about McCain Running Mate Sarah Palin http://www.innocentenglish.com/politics/sarah-palin-jokes-8-untrue-rumors-about-sarah-palin.html Funny English mistakes, jokes, signs, pics, quotes, sayings and more Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:51:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Bobbi http://www.innocentenglish.com/politics/sarah-palin-jokes-8-untrue-rumors-about-sarah-palin.html/comment-page-1#comment-28982 Bobbi Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:37:54 +0000 http://www.innocentenglish.com/?p=6687#comment-28982 Thirteen Ways Sarah Palin is Like a Pit Bull September 11, 2008 Question: If the difference between Sarah Palin, hockey mom, and a pit bull is lip stick, then how are they the same? Answers: 1. Both have the same IQ level 2. Identical levels of foreign policy experience 3. Neither one teaches their offspring about birth control 4. Both seem to have unresolved hostility issues 5.You can’t trust either one not to bite you in the ass 6. Neither one gives a hoot about global warming 7. Both enjoy hunting and killing small, furry creatures 8. Pit bulls often have bite marks on their ears, Sarah Palin often has ear marks in her sights 9. Neither one reads Harry Potter books to their kids 10. They are both adored by uneducated rednecks 11. Both seem completely oblivious to global warming 12. Many people favor laws requiring them to be muzzled in public 13. Neither is being interviewed by the major media regarding the upcoming election Thirteen Ways Sarah Palin is Like a Pit Bull
September 11, 2008

Question: If the difference between Sarah Palin, hockey mom, and a pit bull is lip stick, then how are they the same?

Answers:

1. Both have the same IQ level

2. Identical levels of foreign policy experience

3. Neither one teaches their offspring about birth control

4. Both seem to have unresolved hostility issues

5.You can’t trust either one not to bite you in the ass

6. Neither one gives a hoot about global warming

7. Both enjoy hunting and killing small, furry creatures

8. Pit bulls often have bite marks on their ears, Sarah Palin often has ear marks in her sights

9. Neither one reads Harry Potter books to their kids

10. They are both adored by uneducated rednecks

11. Both seem completely oblivious to global warming

12. Many people favor laws requiring them to be muzzled in public

13. Neither is being interviewed by the major media regarding the upcoming election

]]> By: bb http://www.innocentenglish.com/politics/sarah-palin-jokes-8-untrue-rumors-about-sarah-palin.html/comment-page-1#comment-24761 bb Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:32:02 +0000 http://www.innocentenglish.com/?p=6687#comment-24761 Brilliant Brilliant

]]> By: Andrew http://www.innocentenglish.com/politics/sarah-palin-jokes-8-untrue-rumors-about-sarah-palin.html/comment-page-1#comment-24097 Andrew Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:25:56 +0000 http://www.innocentenglish.com/?p=6687#comment-24097 McCain announced today that he would name Levi Johnston, the future son in law of Sarah Palin, Energy Secretary in his administration. When asked about appointing a high schooler with no experience, McCain said” This guy is perfect for me, not only is he not afraid to drill offshore, he is also comfortable drilling onshore in unprotected areas." McCain announced today that he would name Levi Johnston, the future son in law of Sarah Palin, Energy Secretary in his administration. When asked about appointing a high schooler with no experience, McCain said” This guy is perfect for me, not only is he not afraid to drill offshore, he is also comfortable drilling onshore in unprotected areas.”

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