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		<title>By: Sheri</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sheri</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>politics, bailouts, a meltdown on the way
media in obama&#039;s pocket, it&#039;s clearer everyday

people down on mainstreet have no faith at all
in pelosi, frank, and reid who should be thrown out of the hall

700 billion - a few bucks dedicated to the average Joe
the rest will go right back to the crooks who started this whole show

responsibility and accountability are nonexistent on the hill
anything to get re-elected, let the taxpayer cover the bill

obama tied to every shady and dangerous leftist freak
and mccain not exposing the democrat&#039;s trash is making him look weak

loud mouth biden on the trail while palin has appeal
the media just can&#039;t understand a candidate who&#039;s real

if mccain gets to the white house he&#039;ll have tons of work to do
if it is obama he&#039;ll be spending over 800 billion - paid by me and you</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>politics, bailouts, a meltdown on the way<br />
media in obama&#8217;s pocket, it&#8217;s clearer everyday</p>
<p>people down on mainstreet have no faith at all<br />
in pelosi, frank, and reid who should be thrown out of the hall</p>
<p>700 billion &#8211; a few bucks dedicated to the average Joe<br />
the rest will go right back to the crooks who started this whole show</p>
<p>responsibility and accountability are nonexistent on the hill<br />
anything to get re-elected, let the taxpayer cover the bill</p>
<p>obama tied to every shady and dangerous leftist freak<br />
and mccain not exposing the democrat&#8217;s trash is making him look weak</p>
<p>loud mouth biden on the trail while palin has appeal<br />
the media just can&#8217;t understand a candidate who&#8217;s real</p>
<p>if mccain gets to the white house he&#8217;ll have tons of work to do<br />
if it is obama he&#8217;ll be spending over 800 billion &#8211; paid by me and you</p>
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		<title>By: SjP</title>
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		<dc:creator>SjP</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This Wee I Shook the Hand of a Man

This week, I shook the hand of a man, just a man, and only a man

who was benevolent, admirable, &amp; righteous


This week, I shook the hand of a man, just a man, and only a man

who was articulate, committed, &amp; knowledgeable



This week, I shook the hand of a man, just a man, and only a man

who was open, brilliant &amp; authentic


This week, I shook the hand of a man, just a man, and only a man
who was moral &amp; audacious



This week, I shook the hand of a man, just a man, and only a man.

Yet, I was inspired to believe ~ if it be God&#039;s Will ~ that this

benevolent, admirable, righteous, articulate, committed, knowledgeable, open, brilliant, authentic, moral, audacious 
Man, who is just a man, and only a man could be the catalyst for Change.

Written by SjP of Sojourner&#039;s Place</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Wee I Shook the Hand of a Man</p>
<p>This week, I shook the hand of a man, just a man, and only a man</p>
<p>who was benevolent, admirable, &amp; righteous</p>
<p>This week, I shook the hand of a man, just a man, and only a man</p>
<p>who was articulate, committed, &amp; knowledgeable</p>
<p>This week, I shook the hand of a man, just a man, and only a man</p>
<p>who was open, brilliant &amp; authentic</p>
<p>This week, I shook the hand of a man, just a man, and only a man<br />
who was moral &amp; audacious</p>
<p>This week, I shook the hand of a man, just a man, and only a man.</p>
<p>Yet, I was inspired to believe ~ if it be God&#8217;s Will ~ that this</p>
<p>benevolent, admirable, righteous, articulate, committed, knowledgeable, open, brilliant, authentic, moral, audacious<br />
Man, who is just a man, and only a man could be the catalyst for Change.</p>
<p>Written by SjP of Sojourner&#8217;s Place</p>
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		<title>By: Rose Richmond</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rose Richmond</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am American...

I live life to the fullest...

I work like a dog...

I help my neighbor...

I love like there is no tomorrow....

I try to be honest....

&amp;

I die.

I am American....

I believe in Faith and God

I believe in Freedom

I believe in People

I believe in this Country.

I believe in our forefathers who fought to get us here.....

I am American....

I have to trust our Government

I have to trust my family

I have to trust Justice

I am American.....

but.....

America is falling...

I am American....

but....

people are selfish and greedy here....

I am American.....

but...

our government is dirty to the core....on both sides....

I am American.....

but.....

everybody wants a FREE ride....

nobody wants to earn it anymore.....

I am American.....

but.....

where are all of the other Americans?

When Katrina hit....

When Ike hit.....

When our leaders have betrayed us.....

When we have sent thousands of our children into a lie.......

I am American.....

but....

who will stand with me to defend her against the enemy within....

against the liars who just want to be seen......

against the leaders who have deceived us....

against the liars that want to screw us again....

I am American.....

but....

I can&#039;t do it alone.....

I need to see common sense come back to us.....

I know there are others who see.....

I am American......

I want America to live......

I want our families to prosper.....

I want truth to be the leader.....

I want a United America not a Divided One.....

I am American......

Are you?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am American&#8230;</p>
<p>I live life to the fullest&#8230;</p>
<p>I work like a dog&#8230;</p>
<p>I help my neighbor&#8230;</p>
<p>I love like there is no tomorrow&#8230;.</p>
<p>I try to be honest&#8230;.</p>
<p>&amp;</p>
<p>I die.</p>
<p>I am American&#8230;.</p>
<p>I believe in Faith and God</p>
<p>I believe in Freedom</p>
<p>I believe in People</p>
<p>I believe in this Country.</p>
<p>I believe in our forefathers who fought to get us here&#8230;..</p>
<p>I am American&#8230;.</p>
<p>I have to trust our Government</p>
<p>I have to trust my family</p>
<p>I have to trust Justice</p>
<p>I am American&#8230;..</p>
<p>but&#8230;..</p>
<p>America is falling&#8230;</p>
<p>I am American&#8230;.</p>
<p>but&#8230;.</p>
<p>people are selfish and greedy here&#8230;.</p>
<p>I am American&#8230;..</p>
<p>but&#8230;</p>
<p>our government is dirty to the core&#8230;.on both sides&#8230;.</p>
<p>I am American&#8230;..</p>
<p>but&#8230;..</p>
<p>everybody wants a FREE ride&#8230;.</p>
<p>nobody wants to earn it anymore&#8230;..</p>
<p>I am American&#8230;..</p>
<p>but&#8230;..</p>
<p>where are all of the other Americans?</p>
<p>When Katrina hit&#8230;.</p>
<p>When Ike hit&#8230;..</p>
<p>When our leaders have betrayed us&#8230;..</p>
<p>When we have sent thousands of our children into a lie&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p>I am American&#8230;..</p>
<p>but&#8230;.</p>
<p>who will stand with me to defend her against the enemy within&#8230;.</p>
<p>against the liars who just want to be seen&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>against the leaders who have deceived us&#8230;.</p>
<p>against the liars that want to screw us again&#8230;.</p>
<p>I am American&#8230;..</p>
<p>but&#8230;.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t do it alone&#8230;..</p>
<p>I need to see common sense come back to us&#8230;..</p>
<p>I know there are others who see&#8230;..</p>
<p>I am American&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>I want America to live&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>I want our families to prosper&#8230;..</p>
<p>I want truth to be the leader&#8230;..</p>
<p>I want a United America not a Divided One&#8230;..</p>
<p>I am American&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>Are you?</p>
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		<title>By: Kelly (with the help of her dad)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kelly (with the help of her dad)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There once was a gent named Obama.
He rode through town on a llama.
On buying some gas,
he took a pass.
Just to create more drama.


There once was a chap named McCain.
For president he did campaign.
His opponnent Obama
always rode his llama.
Aren&#039;t these candidates insane?


There once was a president named Bush.
Sadam Hosane he did smush.
He started war.
and unlike before, 
the economy was soon turned to mush!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There once was a gent named Obama.<br />
He rode through town on a llama.<br />
On buying some gas,<br />
he took a pass.<br />
Just to create more drama.</p>
<p>There once was a chap named McCain.<br />
For president he did campaign.<br />
His opponnent Obama<br />
always rode his llama.<br />
Aren&#8217;t these candidates insane?</p>
<p>There once was a president named Bush.<br />
Sadam Hosane he did smush.<br />
He started war.<br />
and unlike before,<br />
the economy was soon turned to mush!</p>
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		<title>By: Sue Goldstsone</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sue Goldstsone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:24:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>THREE RING CIRCUS

 Fresh  Peanuts…Popcorn…Crackerjacks…

just step right up folks… get the facts.
In the big tent… grandstand seating…
three headliners all competing.
 Big cats …each one a sensation…
racing toward the nomination.
Come on inside and watch them fling …
inflated hats into the ring.
And In the spotlight…John McCain…
who’s joining us from his campaign
He’s Sorting out the myth from fact…
behold his wild balancing act.
“Hey Iraq…we’re gonna fight ‘em…
 troops will stay…ad infinitum”.
Look on my right and you will see…
the tightrope walker…“Hillary”
See how the snipers burst and flare… 
as she goes flying through  the air.
With death defying speed and skill…
she leaps into the arms of Bill.
With a past both grand and tragic…
watch Obama weave his magic.
You won’t believe…you’ll stand and cheer 
he’ll make the Reverend disappear!
And “Right” before your very eyes…
he’s got the power to hypnotize.
As a side show…for good measure…
Nader’s here…just for your pleasure…
 toothless tiger…but still cunning…
once again old Ralph is running.
Now that you’ve seen what they’ve displayed…
come join us for the big parade.
Laugh with the clowns and hear their chants…
see donkeys chase the elephants.
In this year’s race…which type can win…
 to plead their case with hype and spin.
Well folks…you got your money’s worth
you’ve seen the greatest show on earth!
                           
                                                        Sue Goldstone</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THREE RING CIRCUS</p>
<p> Fresh  Peanuts…Popcorn…Crackerjacks…</p>
<p>just step right up folks… get the facts.<br />
In the big tent… grandstand seating…<br />
three headliners all competing.<br />
 Big cats …each one a sensation…<br />
racing toward the nomination.<br />
Come on inside and watch them fling …<br />
inflated hats into the ring.<br />
And In the spotlight…John McCain…<br />
who’s joining us from his campaign<br />
He’s Sorting out the myth from fact…<br />
behold his wild balancing act.<br />
“Hey Iraq…we’re gonna fight ‘em…<br />
 troops will stay…ad infinitum”.<br />
Look on my right and you will see…<br />
the tightrope walker…“Hillary”<br />
See how the snipers burst and flare…<br />
as she goes flying through  the air.<br />
With death defying speed and skill…<br />
she leaps into the arms of Bill.<br />
With a past both grand and tragic…<br />
watch Obama weave his magic.<br />
You won’t believe…you’ll stand and cheer<br />
he’ll make the Reverend disappear!<br />
And “Right” before your very eyes…<br />
he’s got the power to hypnotize.<br />
As a side show…for good measure…<br />
Nader’s here…just for your pleasure…<br />
 toothless tiger…but still cunning…<br />
once again old Ralph is running.<br />
Now that you’ve seen what they’ve displayed…<br />
come join us for the big parade.<br />
Laugh with the clowns and hear their chants…<br />
see donkeys chase the elephants.<br />
In this year’s race…which type can win…<br />
 to plead their case with hype and spin.<br />
Well folks…you got your money’s worth<br />
you’ve seen the greatest show on earth!</p>
<p>                                                        Sue Goldstone</p>
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		<title>By: Joe Bright</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe Bright</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There once was a boy named Jeb
Whose brother was born braindead
The doctor admitted
That he should be committed
But they sent him to Washington instead</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There once was a boy named Jeb<br />
Whose brother was born braindead<br />
The doctor admitted<br />
That he should be committed<br />
But they sent him to Washington instead</p>
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		<title>By: Tom</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Kitchen Sink strategy’s working
In the polls, Barack has been slipping
He’ll win Mississippi
But will he be shaky
When Pennsylvania comes a calling</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Kitchen Sink strategy’s working<br />
In the polls, Barack has been slipping<br />
He’ll win Mississippi<br />
But will he be shaky<br />
When Pennsylvania comes a calling</p>
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		<title>By: Jake Cunnington</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jake Cunnington</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh can it be Obama?
Oh please don&#039;t say Osama
The race is tight
His race is right
Oh yes it&#039;s time for Obama</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh can it be Obama?<br />
Oh please don&#8217;t say Osama<br />
The race is tight<br />
His race is right<br />
Oh yes it&#8217;s time for Obama</p>
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		<title>By: Tom</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There once was a fella named Huck
Who knew he was sh*t outta Luck
Yet try as they might
He wouldn&#039;t quit the fight
As long as he still had a Buck</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There once was a fella named Huck<br />
Who knew he was sh*t outta Luck<br />
Yet try as they might<br />
He wouldn&#8217;t quit the fight<br />
As long as he still had a Buck</p>
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		<title>By: Nandini</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nandini</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Long live the senator from New York
She’s in a fight of her life with Barack
With her bag full of tricks
The economy she’ll fix
And get the soldiers out of Iraq</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Long live the senator from New York<br />
She’s in a fight of her life with Barack<br />
With her bag full of tricks<br />
The economy she’ll fix<br />
And get the soldiers out of Iraq</p>
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