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Submit your own poems and limericks for the 2008 Political Race!
As the 2008 Presidential race heats up, this page is for anyone who wants to submit through the comment section their own poems or limericks about Hillary Clinton, Barrack Obama, John Kerry, Mitt Romney, John McCain, Rudolph Giuliani, Fred Thompson, Mike Huckabee, Ron Paul or maybe even Michael Bloomberg, or about the Presidential race or politics in general.
Here’s one to get things started:
January 10, 2007
Hillary has a Heart
Poor Hillary Clinton- her campaign was toast.
Obama won Iowa, and had started to boast.
She fought back hard, but the polls said “Too Late”
It was time to resign- it was already fate.
Obama was King- The coronation was now
The campaign was over before it started somehow.
But under all that pressure, Hillary’s armor, it cracked
Too subtle and too late for the polsters to track
The pundits said her campaign just fell apart.
But her ace up her sleeve was a glimpse of her heart.
Add your political poems about the 2008 Presidential Race or poetry about anything political.
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Section: Political Poems and Limericks: 2008 Presidential Race
January 29th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Thats Unlucky
The democratic primary is full of drama
With a candidate named Hillary and one named Obama
It will be a sin
if the Clinton did win
Too bad the other name rhymes with Osama
February 15th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Lets talk ’bout this man named Obama
Who is creating all kinds of high Drama
He has overtaken the Queen
Now its turn for McCain
To see who is top banana
February 15th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Oh, what do we do with Huckabee
So badly President he wants to be
For it’s just a plain fact
He trusts miracles not math
If nothing else, he’ll settle for VP
February 15th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
A race most unique in our history
A two-for-one candidate named Billary
Age and experience is Tragic
When competing with Magic
Super Tuesdays been making ‘em jittery
February 15th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Long live the senator from New York
She’s in a fight of her life with Barack
With her bag full of tricks
The economy she’ll fix
And get the soldiers out of Iraq
February 15th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
There once was a fella named Huck
Who knew he was sh*t outta Luck
Yet try as they might
He wouldn’t quit the fight
As long as he still had a Buck
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Oh can it be Obama?
Oh please don’t say Osama
The race is tight
His race is right
Oh yes it’s time for Obama
March 11th, 2008 at 11:33 am
The Kitchen Sink strategy’s working
In the polls, Barack has been slipping
He’ll win Mississippi
But will he be shaky
When Pennsylvania comes a calling
March 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
There once was a boy named Jeb
Whose brother was born braindead
The doctor admitted
That he should be committed
But they sent him to Washington instead
April 21st, 2008 at 2:24 pm
THREE RING CIRCUS
Fresh Peanuts…Popcorn…Crackerjacks…
just step right up folks… get the facts.
In the big tent… grandstand seating…
three headliners all competing.
Big cats …each one a sensation…
racing toward the nomination.
Come on inside and watch them fling …
inflated hats into the ring.
And In the spotlight…John McCain…
who’s joining us from his campaign
He’s Sorting out the myth from fact…
behold his wild balancing act.
“Hey Iraq…we’re gonna fight ‘em…
troops will stay…ad infinitum”.
Look on my right and you will see…
the tightrope walker…“Hillary”
See how the snipers burst and flare…
as she goes flying through the air.
With death defying speed and skill…
she leaps into the arms of Bill.
With a past both grand and tragic…
watch Obama weave his magic.
You won’t believe…you’ll stand and cheer
he’ll make the Reverend disappear!
And “Right” before your very eyes…
he’s got the power to hypnotize.
As a side show…for good measure…
Nader’s here…just for your pleasure…
toothless tiger…but still cunning…
once again old Ralph is running.
Now that you’ve seen what they’ve displayed…
come join us for the big parade.
Laugh with the clowns and hear their chants…
see donkeys chase the elephants.
In this year’s race…which type can win…
to plead their case with hype and spin.
Well folks…you got your money’s worth
you’ve seen the greatest show on earth!
Sue Goldstone