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Sweet pickup lines: The best sweet pick up lines to pick up girls or guys
Here is a collection of the top 50 best sweet pickup lines and chat up lines for picking up guys or girls at a bar. Sure, some of them are way too cheesy, but sometimes cheesy mixed with sincerity does have a sweetness and vulnerability to it… of course, as we all know, in the end, it’s not the line that’s recited, it’s who is saying the line. here is the list of sweet pickup lines and chat up lines:
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.
If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.
I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.
i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.
Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!
I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!
I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…
do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?
Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.
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68 Responses to “Sweet pickup lines: The best sweet pick up lines to pick up girls or guys””
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Section: pickup lines
October 22nd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
guy- “will you help me study ?”
girl- “sure.what do you have to study?”
guy- “everything about you”
November 7th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
I LIKE POTATOES. ARE YOU ONE!!?!?!?!????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!?!???!?!?!?!?!
November 17th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Are you the sun, because you brighten my day.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
You can fall off a building,you can fall out of a tree, but baby the best way is to fall in love with me.
December 12th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Baby your so fine i wish i can plant you and grow a whole field of ya’ll
December 12th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Hi!I have a test on the female anatomy tomarrow.
And i was just wondering.
Would you help me study?
December 13th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror towards them)
December 13th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
do you know what i did last night?
i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you !
December 18th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven.
:)
December 19th, 2008 at 7:22 am
those better be space pants because your ass is out of this world
December 30th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
(scans girl with scanner) just what i thought… priceless.
December 31st, 2008 at 2:34 am
Guy:Ouch
Girl:what happend
Guy:i think cupid hit me with one of his arrows cause i think i fell in love at first site
January 21st, 2009 at 9:34 pm
guy- excuse me…(pull out the back of her shirt or sweater to see the tag inside…and then say “thats what i thought…. made in heaven”
January 29th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Are you a library card cuz BABY i’m checkin’ you OUT!! :D <3 MY FAVE..
March 24th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
is your name summer? cause your hott.
April 1st, 2009 at 4:12 pm
this is soo awsome !@#$ AWSOME
April 5th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
dude i love u
April 9th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
if i had to choose between breathing and loving you, id take my last breath to say i love you
April 10th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
baby, if i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i would be walking in an endless garden
April 12th, 2009 at 3:40 am
If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together
April 21st, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Im a math freak me plus you equals love.
April 25th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
i will buy you a dozen roses 11 real and 1 fake an love you until they all die
May 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
I thought there were only seven wonders of the world don’t u make it eight
May 6th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause i see my face in them.
May 9th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
guy says: hey…
Girl says: heyyy…
Guy says: I just thought that you deserved to be told that your the most beautiful girl/women ive ever seen.
May 18th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
dam girl your fine
May 27th, 2009 at 1:04 am
guys says:u know what?ur like a google.
girl says:whoa why??
guys says:coz all that i’ve searching for is in you. :)
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:34 am
I can’t beleive your existance is true that you are the same beatiful girl who was in my dream for years.
June 4th, 2009 at 7:36 am
girl:do you have a bandaid?
guy:no..why?
girl: cause i just fell for you
June 7th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
He had 12 roses 11 were real and 1 was fake, he said, “I’ll love you till the last one dies.”
June 8th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Guy: Next time i see you wear Sunglasses
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because when i look in your eyes im speechless.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
if i could minipulate the abc’s i would have U and I make love.
June 17th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
girl i got my libary card right here and im checking you out
June 25th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Do you have to go to the bathroom….cause your eyes are the prettiest color of pee ive ever seen!…..its for edward lol
June 27th, 2009 at 3:26 am
sorry people, but this is absolutely nonsense and will never work on a smart and attractive woman. NEVER.. maybe even not if you were george clooney. stop goofing around in your idealistic romantic phantasy and come back to reality and start doing things that bring RESULTS. dont fool yourself and others
June 28th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
this is stupid
June 29th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see me in your pants
July 8th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
this is awesomew
July 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I don’t know much about Pokemon.. but.. can I
Pik-A-Chu??
July 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a
piece of heaven.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had
died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very
much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I
would be walking through my garden forever.
July 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
okay seriously kion get over yourself, you dont seem like a fun person that anyone would be around, if you cant even take a joke about this?youuur gayyy! :p
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:12 am
Guy says:I bet you 20 dollars i can kiss you with out ever touching your lips.
Girl Responds: I bet you can’t.
Shake.
Guy leans in slowly to kiss girl, and actualy kisses the girl.
Guy says:It was worth every penny.
Guy hands girl money.
you do that, she will be like puddy in your hands, promise.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:08 am
Doesn’t matter if these work or not, people like to mess around and use them anyway. =P DUHH.
Please don’t leave, if you do I will have to report you to the police…because you stole my heart.
July 24th, 2009 at 12:31 am
if i could rearange the alpabet i would put u and i together
July 26th, 2009 at 12:20 am
do you have a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them.
August 11th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Guy: hey look a star make a wish
Girl: ok i made my wish, what was yours?
Guy: (looking at the girl) I would make one, but my wish has already come true!
August 27th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell down from heaven.
August 31st, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
September 20th, 2009 at 1:13 am
girl i must be dreaming because i been seeing u every night
September 20th, 2009 at 1:14 am
that was a cool comment
September 20th, 2009 at 1:17 am
i must be seeing things because i see u every day and night
September 20th, 2009 at 1:18 am
ma let me get your number
[really works]
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm
i lost my number can i have urs
September 27th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Im the boat and your the harbor how about we just tie up for the night.
October 7th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Can I have a picture of you? I need to send it to Santa Claus
October 19th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
miss im lost can you show me 2 your haert cause i got lost in your eres it works
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Guy you should take a rest cause you been running through my mind all day.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I don’t think a cheesy pickup line would work on a girl as beautiful as you….
Epic win
October 25th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm u all r gooooooooooooooooood
October 25th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Are your feet tired cause youve been runnin round my mind all day long mmm
October 26th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Did you fall from heaven cuz that would explain how you screwed up your face so bad !
November 7th, 2009 at 10:24 am
You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way
November 8th, 2009 at 1:38 am
lol. at above ^^
well,i’m a girl, and here’s mine (found somewhere in net)-
walk by the person you’re attracted to.
girl: Hey, did you just touch my ass?! [looking angry]
boy: No.
girl: No? damn!
lol.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I have skittles in my mouth do you want to taste the rainbow?
Some guy just recently used this pick up line on me….
November 15th, 2009 at 6:22 am
i’m a bee.. so can you be my honey?