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Sweet pickup lines: The best sweet pick up lines to pick up girls or guys
Here is a collection of the top 50 best sweet pickup lines and chat up lines for picking up guys or girls at a bar. Sure, some of them are way too cheesy, but sometimes cheesy mixed with sincerity does have a sweetness and vulnerability to it… of course, as we all know, in the end, it’s not the line that’s recited, it’s who is saying the line. here is the list of sweet pickup lines and chat up lines:
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.
If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.
I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.
i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.
Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!
I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!
I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…
do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?
Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.
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October 22nd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
guy- “will you help me study ?”
girl- “sure.what do you have to study?”
guy- “everything about you”
November 7th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
I LIKE POTATOES. ARE YOU ONE!!?!?!?!????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!?!???!?!?!?!?!
November 17th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Are you the sun, because you brighten my day.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
You can fall off a building,you can fall out of a tree, but baby the best way is to fall in love with me.
December 12th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Baby your so fine i wish i can plant you and grow a whole field of ya’ll
December 12th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Hi!I have a test on the female anatomy tomarrow.
And i was just wondering.
Would you help me study?
December 13th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror towards them)
December 13th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
do you know what i did last night?
i looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why i love you !
December 18th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven.
:)
December 19th, 2008 at 7:22 am
those better be space pants because your ass is out of this world
December 30th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
(scans girl with scanner) just what i thought… priceless.
December 31st, 2008 at 2:34 am
Guy:Ouch
Girl:what happend
Guy:i think cupid hit me with one of his arrows cause i think i fell in love at first site
January 21st, 2009 at 9:34 pm
guy- excuse me…(pull out the back of her shirt or sweater to see the tag inside…and then say “thats what i thought…. made in heaven”
January 29th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Are you a library card cuz BABY i’m checkin’ you OUT!! :D <3 MY FAVE..
March 24th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
is your name summer? cause your hott.
April 1st, 2009 at 4:12 pm
this is soo awsome !@#$ AWSOME
April 5th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
dude i love u
April 9th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
if i had to choose between breathing and loving you, id take my last breath to say i love you
April 10th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
baby, if i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i would be walking in an endless garden
April 12th, 2009 at 3:40 am
If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together
April 21st, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Im a math freak me plus you equals love.
April 25th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
i will buy you a dozen roses 11 real and 1 fake an love you until they all die
May 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
I thought there were only seven wonders of the world don’t u make it eight
May 6th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause i see my face in them.
May 9th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
guy says: hey…
Girl says: heyyy…
Guy says: I just thought that you deserved to be told that your the most beautiful girl/women ive ever seen.
May 18th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
dam girl your fine
May 27th, 2009 at 1:04 am
guys says:u know what?ur like a google.
girl says:whoa why??
guys says:coz all that i’ve searching for is in you. :)
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:34 am
I can’t beleive your existance is true that you are the same beatiful girl who was in my dream for years.
June 4th, 2009 at 7:36 am
girl:do you have a bandaid?
guy:no..why?
girl: cause i just fell for you
June 7th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
He had 12 roses 11 were real and 1 was fake, he said, “I’ll love you till the last one dies.”
June 8th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Guy: Next time i see you wear Sunglasses
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because when i look in your eyes im speechless.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
if i could minipulate the abc’s i would have U and I make love.
June 17th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
girl i got my libary card right here and im checking you out
June 25th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Do you have to go to the bathroom….cause your eyes are the prettiest color of pee ive ever seen!…..its for edward lol
June 27th, 2009 at 3:26 am
sorry people, but this is absolutely nonsense and will never work on a smart and attractive woman. NEVER.. maybe even not if you were george clooney. stop goofing around in your idealistic romantic phantasy and come back to reality and start doing things that bring RESULTS. dont fool yourself and others
June 27th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
“I don’t know much about Pokemon.. but.. can I Pik-A-Chu??”
One of my faves!
:D
P.S.(If you don’t get it. Then you’ve never seen Pokemon!)
June 28th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
this is stupid
June 29th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see me in your pants
July 8th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
this is awesomew
July 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I don’t know much about Pokemon.. but.. can I
Pik-A-Chu??
July 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a
piece of heaven.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had
died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very
much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I
would be walking through my garden forever.
July 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
okay seriously kion get over yourself, you dont seem like a fun person that anyone would be around, if you cant even take a joke about this?youuur gayyy! :p
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:12 am
Guy says:I bet you 20 dollars i can kiss you with out ever touching your lips.
Girl Responds: I bet you can’t.
Shake.
Guy leans in slowly to kiss girl, and actualy kisses the girl.
Guy says:It was worth every penny.
Guy hands girl money.
you do that, she will be like puddy in your hands, promise.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:08 am
Doesn’t matter if these work or not, people like to mess around and use them anyway. =P DUHH.
Please don’t leave, if you do I will have to report you to the police…because you stole my heart.
July 24th, 2009 at 12:31 am
if i could rearange the alpabet i would put u and i together
July 26th, 2009 at 12:20 am
do you have a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them.
August 11th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Guy: hey look a star make a wish
Girl: ok i made my wish, what was yours?
Guy: (looking at the girl) I would make one, but my wish has already come true!
August 27th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell down from heaven.
August 31st, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
September 20th, 2009 at 1:13 am
girl i must be dreaming because i been seeing u every night
September 20th, 2009 at 1:14 am
that was a cool comment
September 20th, 2009 at 1:17 am
i must be seeing things because i see u every day and night
September 20th, 2009 at 1:18 am
ma let me get your number
[really works]
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm
i lost my number can i have urs
September 27th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Im the boat and your the harbor how about we just tie up for the night.
October 7th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Can I have a picture of you? I need to send it to Santa Claus
October 19th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
miss im lost can you show me 2 your haert cause i got lost in your eres it works
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Guy you should take a rest cause you been running through my mind all day.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I don’t think a cheesy pickup line would work on a girl as beautiful as you….
Epic win
October 25th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm u all r gooooooooooooooooood
October 25th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Are your feet tired cause youve been runnin round my mind all day long mmm
October 26th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Did you fall from heaven cuz that would explain how you screwed up your face so bad !
November 7th, 2009 at 10:24 am
You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way
November 8th, 2009 at 1:38 am
lol. at above ^^
well,i’m a girl, and here’s mine (found somewhere in net)-
walk by the person you’re attracted to.
girl: Hey, did you just touch my ass?! [looking angry]
boy: No.
girl: No? damn!
lol.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I have skittles in my mouth do you want to taste the rainbow?
Some guy just recently used this pick up line on me….
November 15th, 2009 at 6:22 am
i’m a bee.. so can you be my honey?
November 21st, 2009 at 4:49 pm
are you currently involved in an intimate relationship with a member of the opposing sex? (after initial silence laughter will ensue)
December 3rd, 2009 at 5:00 pm
do u drink beer cause you look hungover
December 4th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
if i could rearange the alphabet i would put u and i in the same spot cuz if they werent there people would get realy confused but can we still go out anyway
(makes em laugh and always works)
December 16th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
I’m new in town. can i get directions to your apartment?
December 16th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
is your dad a baker? cause you have nice buns.
December 17th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Hey, Did you notice how there were no stars up in the sky last night? Yeah, well, i came up with a theory that they all went in your eyes…
:D
December 18th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
can I read your t shirt in brail
December 23rd, 2009 at 5:20 am
you’re soooooo corny guyzzzz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 29th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
can i have ur picture?
wut for?
to show santa wut i want for x-mas
January 3rd, 2010 at 1:22 am
your shirt tag is showing, it says made in heaven
January 3rd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Damn girlie, you with all those curves and me with no brakes.
January 12th, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Hi, I’m mister right and someone was saying you were looking for me.
January 13th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Babe pretty gurls make heads spin…but U make necks break !!!
January 14th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
guy:hey
girl: hey
guy stares at girl
girl: can i help you?
guy: sorry your so beautiful i forgot my pick up line
:D i love that one
January 17th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
*yawn* Sorry, im a little tired because I was up all night counting the stars for every reason I love you…It was going good, until I ran out of stars
January 17th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
hey i got a credit card where do i swipe? ;)
January 24th, 2010 at 6:52 am
So your a girl huh?
For the LOLs :P
January 25th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
GIRL THINKIN BOUT U GIVES ME A HEAT STROKE
January 28th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
girl are your feet tired cuz you’ve been running through ma mind all day.
February 10th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Hey are are you lost? Cuz heaven is along way from here. :)
February 13th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Here’s a few:
I thought angels had wings?
Are you a pirate? cuz you have the golden booty.
I told my mom I’m going to my friends house, wanna be my friend?
I don’t think you’re wearing a push-up bra, I could make a good substitute.
March 5th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Hey Do You Have a Fever???
Girl: No, Why?
Because you look HOT
Girl: its hot in here
Boy: Youre Hotter
March 20th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
say this:
It must have been a rainy day when you were born. Heaven was crying because it lost its most beautiful angel!
March 22nd, 2010 at 3:53 pm
If you say one of these pick up lines to a girl, the actual line won’t work but the fact that it’s funny might, if she’s cool. Then you’re in.
March 25th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
your name must be lucky charms because you’re magically delicious ;D
April 7th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
is that a mp3 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
April 8th, 2010 at 10:31 am
What happened do they take ur wings before u leave heaven?
April 13th, 2010 at 7:04 am
hahah these pik up lines are awsum….. ladies do they work
April 16th, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Hey duude theirs some
good ones out their but
then in the other hand theirs
some retarded one’s and i’ve seen
alot that repeat them selfs…
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:55 pm
if i said you had a beatiful body, would you hold it aginst me
April 24th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
r u a remote cuz u turn me on
April 28th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”
April 29th, 2010 at 4:28 am
why dont ya make your shirt like the cheshire cat
and dissapear :)
May 1st, 2010 at 6:24 pm
You know what would look good on you?…. Me.
May 6th, 2010 at 9:13 am
these are tooooooooooooo old comments…..make som newwwwwww plzzzz
May 6th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
guys says: are your parents retarded?
girlsays: what??
guy says: cuz baby ur special!!!<3
May 7th, 2010 at 8:13 am
IF YOU WERE A TEAR IN MY EYE I WOULD NEVER CRY FOR THE FEAR OF LOSING YOU..
May 13th, 2010 at 11:12 am
If you were a booger id pick you first xD
May 13th, 2010 at 11:12 am
Are you from Tennesee? cause your the only 10 i see ^_^
May 18th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
If I had skittles in my mouth , would you taste the rainbow? ;)
HAHAHA I LOVEEE THAT ONE .
May 20th, 2010 at 12:03 am
Your like an adrenaline rush, you make my heart beat faster and you make me stronger
May 20th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
can i put my fruit in your loops.?
May 21st, 2010 at 5:21 pm
IF U WERE TYLENOL I WOULD KEEP MY FEVER
June 6th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
is there a rainbow above your head?
cause when i saw you i found the treasure i have been searching for.
June 6th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
you look like you need some beef in your taco…
June 16th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
so… what’s a dove like you doing in a room full of crows?
June 16th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Baby, you’re a goddess among women.
June 16th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
How long have you been fishing? because as soon as I saw you you caught my heart.
June 16th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Of all the things in the world, I never thought I’d see a girl as beautiful as you.
June 16th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
(deap breath) Sorry, your beauty took my breath away.
June 16th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
I was going to try some clever pick-up line, but when you looked at me I couldn’t think straight.
June 25th, 2010 at 4:42 am
guy-is tnere an airport near by?[girl says why] cause my heart just took off for you
June 25th, 2010 at 4:49 am
guy-can i have a picture of you?[girl says why]so i can show santa exactly what i whant for christmas.
June 27th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
guy. hi did it hurt? girl did what hurt?? when fell from heaven??..
June 28th, 2010 at 12:17 am
Lets play a game but not hide & seek you know why?
Cuz i found what i been looking for the whole time
June 29th, 2010 at 3:59 am
this one has been used on me…and i fell for it cuz i was drunk….hahaha…
him: im going to the store, need anything?
me: sure, a bag of chips, cookies, and some candies
*he goes to the store and comes back with my stuff*
him: i got what you wanted, so here’s what i want in return.
me: and what is that?
him: ur goods for a sweet kiss
July 4th, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Boy: Hey… do you have any raisins?
Girl: uhhhh, no?
Boy: how about a date? (:
BAM! in the sack.
July 7th, 2010 at 8:34 am
r u the tiger on frosted flakes? coz u look “Greeeeeaaaattt!” (:
July 12th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
ive tried this about tem times nd each and everyone works
July 13th, 2010 at 10:42 am
These always work for me plz coment ;D
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? (my fav)
July 13th, 2010 at 10:43 am
the last is my FAV!it has never failed me
July 19th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
you’ll do
July 21st, 2010 at 9:52 pm
baby if i could make a word it wud be youme cus i wud put u and me together
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:26 am
did u fart cause u just blew me away
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Guy: I think when i die im gunna go to hell
Girl: how so?
Guy: Cuz I stole you from God himself
August 8th, 2010 at 4:26 am
Girl if you were a car door id be slamming you!
August 10th, 2010 at 7:18 am
“if you believe in once upon a time, lets start to live happily ever after”
August 12th, 2010 at 1:05 am
“TRUE MEANING OF LOVE”
Love is a sensation, cause by temptation, to feel penetration, a guy stick his location to girl destination, to increase the population, for the next generation, did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration….!!!!!!
August 26th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
boy is your name google? cause you’re everything I’m seatching for.
August 29th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
I lost my teddy, can I sleep with you?
September 16th, 2010 at 8:27 am
guy:yew see my friend over there? [pointing at a the guy]….he want to know if yew think i’m cute
September 16th, 2010 at 8:34 am
guy:do yew need a prayer?
gal:no,y yew ask?
guy:cuz im willing to put my handz on yew
September 19th, 2010 at 11:23 pm
those pants looks very becoming on you,if i were on you id be comming too (~^,)
September 22nd, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Everyone is going green now, so i thought we should too.
Let’s save water and shower together ;)
September 30th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
I’m like a light switch baby i’m easy to turn on and you can see alot, but if you turn me off you can hardly see anything.
October 5th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
your mom is a hotty
[works every time]
October 10th, 2010 at 1:08 am
Can I take pic of you to show my family at thanksgiving. To show them what im thankful for
October 16th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
hey my friend over there wanted to know if you like me?
Your beautiful and any guy who doesnt see that has a problem with themselves
have we met before or were you the girl of my dreams?
how many times have you pushed me? once cuz i fell for you fast
October 19th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
I forgot my library card but can I still check you out?
Is your daddy a baker? Cuz dang you got nice buns.
Your eyes are the color of my toilet water at home.
Is your name Campbell’s…cuz you’re mhm mhm good.
*recommend the first one
October 23rd, 2010 at 2:59 pm
I have forgot my no. can i have urs?
October 26th, 2010 at 3:05 am
these lines are stupid.So are the people writing them.
October 26th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Hey, nice lipstick…mind if I try some???
October 31st, 2010 at 4:01 pm
u look so sweet if i bite u the sugar will never go away
November 7th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Guy:my phone got messed up
Girl:what happened
Guy:your # isnt in it
November 14th, 2010 at 9:46 pm
Am I blind or were u just here all along?
November 15th, 2010 at 7:12 am
my love for u is larger then the number of stars there are in space
November 15th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Guy – “if i had a dollar for every time i thought of you, i would only have one”
Girl – “What? why only one?”
Guy – “Because you never leave my mind”
November 16th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
*holds out hand* will you hold this while i go for a walk?? im using this one thursday!
November 18th, 2010 at 11:11 am
guy: when did you grow those?
girl:grow what??/
guy: those wings you beautiful angel :D best one always works for me ha
November 18th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Wanna see a pretty picture? Look in the mirror
November 20th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
November 25th, 2010 at 12:56 am
can you give me directions?
to where?
your heart!
November 28th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
i have skittles in my mouth want to taste the rainbow
December 8th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
girl you’re a spark andim gas…wanna make fire!
December 17th, 2010 at 9:12 am
Are yhu a parking ticket cause yhu got FINE all over yhu
December 23rd, 2010 at 6:45 pm
baby you look so fine you blow my mine
January 4th, 2011 at 8:09 am
I know your hot but I didn’t know I’d need a fire extinguisher.
January 8th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
If i could change the alphabet i would put U and I together..
January 10th, 2011 at 4:11 pm
Yeah its how you use the pickup line , you can just tell the girl , your going to use it and then use it. Either way she will get what your trying to do , if she doesnt leave you then then she liked it , or if she tells you other wise!!
January 19th, 2011 at 8:44 am
Guy: i think, i need to go to the mental hospital..
Girl: huh? why?
Guy: Because u’re driving me CRAZY… =)
heheheh
January 20th, 2011 at 2:44 pm
haha, pick-up lines r funny depending on which ones they r. LOL, even though pick-up lines may not work they’re hilarious! And fun to read when your bored ^_^
Guy: You know what?
Girl: What?
Guy: I don’t know, I just wanted you to talk to me ;D
~No idea y i even put dis up here??? LAME! I know :) That’s what i’m here for!^_^ ~ lol
January 28th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
I dont need the sun tomorrow cuz you just brightened up the rest of my days.
January 31st, 2011 at 12:06 pm
I dont really know how to say this but from on the girls here your the one that captured my attention. So how abou a drink?
February 9th, 2011 at 10:54 pm
You’re not supposed to stare at the sun, but you’re hot enough where that might be what I’m doing.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:26 am
Boy: i dont mean to impress you or anything but… im batman
February 11th, 2011 at 10:26 am
mmmmmm! do u smell good!
February 11th, 2011 at 10:30 am
hey. i love you! kiss me now!
February 12th, 2011 at 10:38 pm
hey cutey wats your name and girl wats your number
February 14th, 2011 at 11:22 am
age does not matter its prettiness that has got the scale and honey you are ranked number 1!!
February 14th, 2011 at 6:06 pm
Guy:Crap somethings wrong with my cell phone.
Girl:What?
Guy:It just doesn’t have your number in it.
February 15th, 2011 at 2:35 pm
i tried “i would buy you a drink but i would be jealous of the glass” and “your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine and they always work…….you just have to say it with confidence
February 15th, 2011 at 11:06 pm
Are you Jamaican? Coz Jamaican me crazy…
February 16th, 2011 at 7:03 pm
To the idiots that say this stuff doesnt work. FAIL!!
I used one 8 years ago on someone and we’re STILL together. Just because you’re a loser doesnt mean that everyone else is.
oh by the way… here is the one I used….
“I’m just a love pirate lookin’ for some booty.”
Stupid but it works if your delivery is good and timed out.
February 24th, 2011 at 11:22 pm
My name is chnace do i,have any?
February 28th, 2011 at 2:47 am
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
March 3rd, 2011 at 2:39 am
My friends over there (point at them) bet me $100 that I don’t have balls to talk to the prettiest girl in this place, do you want to help me spent their money with drinks?
March 3rd, 2011 at 10:48 pm
youll do
March 3rd, 2011 at 10:49 pm
if u were a booger id pik u first
March 5th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
POOF! (What are u doing?) I’m here, where are your other two wishes?
March 7th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
does GOD remove angels wings?(boy)
idk(girl)(idk means i dont know)
then where are your wings?(boy)
{im gonna try it 2mroow nd tell yall my outcome
March 8th, 2011 at 1:02 am
if you were a booger i’d pick you first!
March 15th, 2011 at 8:26 pm
guy:(ask girl) How many letters are in the alphabet?
girl: 26???
Guy: I thought there was 21?
Girl: woah……. NO!
Guy: Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T
March 28th, 2011 at 11:02 am
did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cause ur lookin magicly delicious;)
April 6th, 2011 at 7:48 pm
some things where just ment to be…
You and I are just one of them
April 10th, 2011 at 1:37 am
guy: puts arm around a girl/woman and whispers in her ear god put all his beauty in you
April 11th, 2011 at 3:15 pm
im so glad i met u my life is complette
April 18th, 2011 at 4:05 am
is this a stick-up or are you just happy to see me
April 23rd, 2011 at 3:50 am
Guy: I think I’m must be gay
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cuz when I’m around you I can’t think straight
HA!! :P
May 10th, 2011 at 5:45 pm
did it hurt
did what hurt
when you fell from heaven
June 11th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
guy: did it hurt?
girl:did what hurt?
guy:when you fell from heaven
girl:AWWWWWWW
guy: cause ur face is really messed up LOL
June 11th, 2011 at 11:25 pm
Girl: It’s hot in here.
Guy: Cause you’re in here
June 15th, 2011 at 11:31 pm
If I had to choose between my you or heaven, I would have to choose you because you are my angel and with you in my life, I am in heaven.
June 18th, 2011 at 10:35 am
Babe if you’re present,can I un rap you
June 22nd, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Can i have a bandaid, because i scraped my knee falling for you baby. (:
June 23rd, 2011 at 11:50 am
Wow is it just me or are you just hot =)
July 11th, 2011 at 7:04 pm
Do you have a mirror in your pocket because baby i can see myself in your pants
July 12th, 2011 at 6:42 am
Last night, an angel appeared to me. He gave me two choices, to have a good memory or to make you love me. I can’t really remember what I chose.
July 13th, 2011 at 9:41 pm
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
July 14th, 2011 at 1:55 am
I bet u $20 u’ll turn me down….
Me: I can read ur fortune
Dude: really??
Me: yup *grabs his hand, stares at it for a while, then writes my number on it* I’m in ur future….
July 19th, 2011 at 11:54 pm
i love all the banats quotes u are posting….haha
nose bleed
July 23rd, 2011 at 5:33 am
Laughing while reading all the post. LOL Great words from you guys. XD