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Movie Quotes from Vampires: Quotes from the movie Vampires

1: Can I ask ya somethin, Padre? When I was kickin your ass back there… you get a little wood?
2: What?

I just GONNA knowone thing, Valek!
How’s your dick doing after 600 years? Pretty good, hmm?

I killed my own father, padre. I got no trouble killing you.

Jack Crow:(to Valek)So tell me Valek,its been about 600 yars and I just gotta know,hows that dick of yours workin?Pretty good huh?

Jack Crow:(to Valek)So tell me Valek,its been about 600 years and I just gotta know,hows that dick of yours workin?Pretty good huh?

Padre:(Take shotgun and pointed it to the Montoya)You are not going anywhere.
Jack:Back off Padre.
Padre:No
Jack:Dont make me come over there and beat shit out of you Padre!
Back off!
Padre:He,s a vampire Jack!

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