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–Is it just you three or is your entire gender mentally deficient?
–It’s pretty much all of us.

–They’re $4.75.
–I got .357!

1) so whos gonna be at Kenny Ashton’s?
2) Kegs… lots of em…

1: I don’t know Kyle, you’re pretty in touch with your feelings man.
2: That’s because I’m sensitive asswipe

Brad: Do you remember crayola crayons? There was this one colour, ohh wat was it called… oh yea..Blizzard Blue. It was my favoruite color in the whole world and I never knew why, until this very moment; (dramatic pause) It’s the very color of your eyes. Leah: My eyes? BRad: Yea.. u know i schedule my entire day just to get a glimpse of u, it could be the worste day ever, but seeing u makes it all go away…

Brad: u know u just dont get it do u..
Leah: no ur right.. i dont get how my usually intelligent best friend can be in love with a character of every shallow man’s fantasy in the world
Brad: look just forget it just drive me there..
Leah: fine whatever

Brooke: hi brad…
Brad: its Rod.. i mean i have a Rod… i mean ur Brad… hi…

do you know what love spelled backwards is? Evil. E-V-O-L, evil. Granted it’s spelled differently but it’s the same thing.

Do you remember crayola crayons?

Do you remember crayola crayons? There was this one colour, Blizzard Blue. I always liked that colour. I never knew why, until this very moment; (dramatic pause) It’s the very colour of your eyes.

Do you remember Crayola Crayons? What was that one color, oh yeah, blizzard blue! That was always my favorite color. I didn’t know why until today, it’s the same color as your eyes….

Homeless Guy: ahh dreams dreams… lemmi tell u something… when ur dreaming.. ur eyes r closed.. go on close ur eyes… dream…dream..**smacks Brad across the face** Brad: AH U DICK!! Guy: see thats wat im trying to tell u… when ur dreaming.. ur eyes r closed.. u gotta look at this world with eyes WIDE OPEN..wide open..

I believe in.

I have a date.

I hope I don’t fall in love with you.

I just wanted one night, one night with my true love, I DIDN’T KNOW I WOULD HAVE TO DIE FOR IT!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn’t worry Kyle, all you’re gonna need to get by in this life is your muscles and you teeny, weeny, little……brain

I’ll fall with your knife.

I’m a vaccant vaccuolous girly girl tee hee

I’m vacating this switchelized adolescent display of hedenistic amorality

Leah: DONT TOUCH ME! Josh:im sry its just that we’re not used to seeing u… in that way.. Leah: WAT WAY! Seth: well girly girl Leah: U SAY THE WORD GIRLY ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KICK UR ASS!!

Leah: look i know ur waiting for Brad but i just wanna say one thing. Brads not just a good guy…hes a great guy…hes my best friend in the whole world…and for some stupid reason hes head over feet for u…so treat em right ok?
Brooke: mhhmm
Leah: cuz if u dont! ill oxicute u…ur friends and ur fashion accesories u TACKY BUSHUA BITCH!

Leah: look i know ur waiting for Brad but i just wanna say one thing. Brads not just a good guy…hes a great guy…hes smart…hes funny…hes my best friend in the whole world…and for some stupid reason hes head over feet for u…look i dont get it… but ur wat he wants so treat em right ok? Brooke: mhhmm Leah: cuz if u dont! ill oxicute u…ur friends and ur fashion accesories u TACKY BUSHUA BITCH!

Leah:look Romeo let me school u on whats gonna happen tonight… ok ill be Brooke..
BRad: u? be brooke?
Leah: yea its really simple to do… just think.. bobbing head doll… HI! IM BROOKE! IM A VAPENT VACENT VACUOUS GIRLY GIRL! TEEHEE!

Oh joy, the future wife-beater

Oh, hoy, the future wife-beater

So, when does you centrefold come out?

The boys are back in town.

The love you save.

The word behind words.

You are here.

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