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Movie Quotes from Suburban Commando: Quotes from the movie Suburban Commando

–Lemme guess. You gonna pound my face?
–What are you, nuts? This is the ’90s. We’re gonna sue you.

Big Trouble-Maker: Do you got any idea what we’re gonna do to you if we find one itty bitty scratch on them? Any idea?

Shep: Let me guess, you’re gonna pound my face, break every bone in my body, then you’re gonna drag my body down a gravel road, and feed my remains to a wart hog. Is that about right?

Big Trouble-Maker: What are you nuts? This is the 90’s, we’re gonna sue you.

Game over, you lose

HEY JUST A MINUTE LETS GET IT FROM THE TOP PIPE DOWN I’M THE ONE
WHO FOUND THAT THING REMEMBER YEAH AND I’M THE ONE THAT FIGURED
OUT HOW THE THING WORKS AND I’M THE ONE WHO WANTS THE THING BACK NOW

I was frozen today!

Oh lord, I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up…

RAMSEY: Where’s Charlie Wilcox? SECRETARY: In a meeting, can’t be disturbed, leave a message or take a seat (Ramsey smashes a scale on her desk) SECRETARY: I said TAKE A SEAT!

What a nervous guy!

You’re a dead man, Ramsey!

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