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Movie Quotes from Substitute, The: Quotes from the movie Substitute, The

–Two of your students are in the nurse’s office, talking a lawsuit.
–What, is the nurse a lawyer?

And they said busing would never work.

Everybody works for money.

failure is not an option

I tried explaning it to you,Claude,but there are some things that just can’t be taught.Shale then jams Rolle’s nose into his brain,killing him instantly.

Life’s a game Juan

Power perceived is power achieved.

Shale’s Dead,died in an ugly driveby
you’re a liar!!! Principal Claude Rolle played by Ernie Hudson admits he lied about Shale’s death.

Shh. No talking in the library.

You mind telling me what the fuck’s wrong with this picture?

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