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Movie Quotes from Stripteaser: Quotes from the movie Stripteaser
The man on the television at three a.m. says you gotta have goals.So I got out a sharpened number two lead pencil and wrote goals at the top of the sheet…..and I couldn’t think of anything to save my ass.
1.YOU! approach the bandstand please.What’s your name?
2.CCCC…CCAAAA..CCCCC….CAREY.
Did you people know that if you’re blind you can ride the buses for free,hehehe.I paid seventeen dollars for this cane and at the time I thought was a bit steep,but I’ve logged about a billion miles on those buses.
I want to know one thing.WHERE THE FUCK IS ZIPPER?
I went through your dirty laundry and I DID SNIFF THE CROTCHES of your dirty panties.THERE I said it now.I’ve come clean.
I’m gonna admit to something most fellas wont admit to but by golly,I’m not most fellas.
Ladies and gents we have a stutterer in the house. DA DA DA HEHEHHE,that cracks me up.
The lonely boulevard of shattered dreams.
The man on the television at three a.m. says you gotta have goals.So I got out a sharpened number two lead pencil and wrote goals at the top of the sheet…..and I couldn’t thing of anything to save my ass.
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