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–I understand you studied philosophy at school.
–Uh, no, that’s not true. I-I-I did take…I took one course in
existential philosophy at, uh, at New York University. And on, uh, on the final…they gave me ten questions. And, uh, I couldn’t answer
a single one of ‘em. You know, I left ‘em all blank. I got a hundred.

–We love your work. My wife has seen all your films.
–I especially like your early, funny ones.

I don’t know much about classical music. For years I thought the ‘Goldberg Variations’ were something Mr. And Mrs. Goldberg tried on their wedding night.

I don’t want to make funny movies anymore. I look around and all I see is human suffering.

To you, I’m an atheist. To God, I’m the loyal opposition.

What is it the comedian says when his jokes are going well?…’I
murdered that audience’…’I killed ‘em’…’They screamed’…’I
broke ‘em up.’

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