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Movie Quotes from Simply Irresistible: Quotes from the movie Simply Irresistible

1) I’ve liked you since the day I met you. 2) You mean, since the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy.

Amanda: My friend told me this thing about men & sex, they think about it 238 times a day.
Tom : That’s ridiculous, that would be about evry 4 mins… yeah, that’s about rite.

Amanda:It tastes like..Blue cheese and dirt
Nolan:And there’s only one thing that tastes worst then blue cheese and dirt
Together:Rum Raisin

And when men puts their hands in theire pockets or when they ajust their belts they are thinking about sex.

Have you met Brian? Brian’s in shoes. I love shoes. I love the way you sell shoes, always in twos. It’s so…Noah’s Ark!

hey if the broom fits…

I hate you

I like you, Lois. You’re just like a man. You think with your nuts.

men are so easy

my whole life was ordinary, and then we met and these amazing things started to happen. and i can’t expalin them, and i know that bothers you. tom, your life was full of spectacular things, and mine wasn’t. and for the first time i feel like i could do anything. and i don’t know if i need you to keep that feeling, but i know i want you.

she’s got you all tangled up in your underware.

something was about to crawl up your pants

Tom: All I’m asking for is a second chance.
Amanda: You’re so dense you might need a 4th or fifth.
Tom: I’ll take what I can get.

Tom: I love you. I’ve loved you since the day we net in the market.
Amanda: You mean when I had my hand up your pants? Men are so easy.
Tom: Oh yeah.

You mean the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy.

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