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Movie Quotes from Shooting Fish: Quotes from the movie Shooting Fish

Dylan : Would you allow me the pleasure of taking you to the theatre on Saturday night?
Georgie : Do you ask all your secretaries to go to the theatre with you on their first date?
Dylan : Actually, it’s something of a tradition. Yes, I do.
Georgie : Oh. Well, who am I to deprive an American of what little tradition he can get?

-Can you fix toasters? -No, but he can tell you how they were feeling when they broke down.

Dylan’s completely trustworthy. He’s just a bit unreliable in some areas.

Dylan: We’re about to become the proud possessors of 2 million quid in useless notes because the queen doesn’t like her picture. Jesus Christ, it’s self self self for some people!

I feel like Wedding-Day Barbie. I couldn’t be happier.

It’s kind of a compulsion with him. He has to exchange fluids with everyone he meets. That’s why we never have pets.

The only evidence of a break-in is that someone stopped your video recording Blind Date.

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