A short funny song: I Got a Pea

And here's the CATCHIEST ONE MINUTE SONG You will hear today.

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Movie Quotes from Punchline: Quotes from the movie Punchline

–What the hell did you buy for 500 dollars?
–Jokes.

1) Japanese people piss me off you know why? *picks up boombox* Feel how heavy this shit is!

1) Stop the honking stop the honking! I can’t just run the old lady down!

I hope this is for a sore shoulder

I’ve been coming down here for 18 months. 18 months! And I have not missed a night….

Next stop Empire State Building. You know how to get to Empire State Building? Practice practice!

Oh, okay, so I’m not funny. Shoot me!

We are all God’s animated cartoons.

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