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Movie Quotes from Next Best Thing, The: Quotes from the movie Next Best Thing, The

Abbie: I have something to tell you.
Robert: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Abbie: Heh, not yet!

Annabelle: Of course he’ll be gorgeous.
Kelly: Will he be gay?
Abbie: My God, will your kids be stupid?

Ben: Are you gay, or are you just acting gay?
Robert: Well, that depends, are you interested are are you just acting interested?

Robert: What? Eight martinis and you’re stuffed?
Abbie: Yep.
Robert: Well, it doesn’t take much to crack your egg, does it?

Sam: Daddy, are you a ‘faggot’?
Robert: Where did you hear that word?
Sam: Kyle told it to me
Robert: And did Kyle tell you what it means?
Sam: Yes.
Robert: Well, what does it mean?
Sam: It’s when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.

What’s the best thing I could tell you?
That you met a fabulous guy…for me…
ha…what’s the next best thing?
That we could go back and act like this never happened..and I dunno that we could be best friends again
I’m pregnant, with your baby
*pretends to faint*
You can’t be pregnant, we only did it once.
That’s all it takes.
What? Eight Martini’s and your stuffed?
yeah.
Well it doesn’t take much to crake your egg does it?

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