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Movie Quotes from Mystery Train: Quotes from the movie Mystery Train

Bellboy: At the time of his death, if he were on Jupiter, Elvis would’ve weighed six-hundred and forty-eight pounds.
Night Clerk: Six-hundred and forty-eight. Damn.

Mitzuko: Jun, why do you only take pictures of the rooms we stay in and never what we see outside while we travel?
Jun: Those other things are in my memory. The hotel rooms and the airports are the things I’ll forget.

Mitzuko: Jun, why do you only take pictures of the rooms we stay in and never what we see outside while we travel?
Jun: Those other things are in my memory. The hotel rooms and the airports are the things I’ll forget.

Mitzuko: Was that a gun?
Jun: Probably. This is America.

Mitzuko: Was that a gun?
Jun: Probably. This is America.

Mitzuko:

If you took away 60 percent of the buildings, Yokohama would look just like Memphis.

[Mitzuko and Jun hear a loud noise outside]
Mitzuko: Was that a gun?
Jun: Probably. This is America.

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