Funny English From Around The World
Funny English Bloopers Too Close To Home
« Previous Page: Movie Quotes from My Favorite Martian: Quotes from the movie My Favorite Martian | Next Page: Movie Quotes from My Favorite Blonde: Quotes from the movie My Favorite Blonde »
Movie Quotes from My Favorite Brunette: Quotes from the movie My Favorite Brunette
–For the past six months, Miss Montay has been suffering from an acute case of schizophrenia, accompanied by visual aberrations and increased severe paranoriac delusions.
–Mmhumm. And how is she mentally?
–I’m at my wit’s end.
–I passed there an hour ago.
All my life I wanted to be a hard-boiled detective like Humphrey Bogart, Dick Powell or even Alan Ladd.
Beside You.
Boy, he’ll take any kind of part.
Everything you touch turns to rigormortis.
Hi, Sam.
I drew up this map for him. It shows the location of a great deposit of kryalite.
My office was in the Trafaigar Building on the edge of Chinatown.
Nutty as a fruitcake, and with all that beautiful icing.
Recently, I offered to buy from Baron Montay the mineral rights of a section of his land. Unfortunately, the Baron turned my offer down.
Uh oh, her schizo’s about to phrenia!
Yeah, that’s it. Ronnie Jackson, private eye.
You see, I wanted to be a detective too. It only took brains, courage, and a gun…and I had the gun.
Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘My Favorite Brunette’: Quotes from the movie ‘My Favorite Brunette’
« Previous Page: Movie Quotes from My Favorite Martian: Quotes from the movie My Favorite Martian | Next Page: Movie Quotes from My Favorite Blonde: Quotes from the movie My Favorite Blonde »
COMMENT (Not all comments are approved, including rude comments and those with strong language).
Section: Movie Quotes, Lines and Sayings Database