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Movie Quotes from Mrs. Winterbourne: Quotes from the movie Mrs. Winterbourne

#1) You screwed Connie, didn’t ya.
#2) No, man.
#1) I said, did you screw Connie?
#2)Oh. Yeah. Lots.

#1)She’s Hugh’s widow, and she has just given birth to my grandchild under 200 tons of twisted metal, so I don’t care if she turns out to be a Columbian druglord, I’m gonna help her all I can.

1) How did I ever raise such a snob?
2) It’s a mystery, Mother. . . let’s ask the servants

1. Does it sound like I prejudged her? 2. ‘white trash’? no no.. 1. Is that a durogatory term?

1. Well, it was beautiful. 2. Could you elaborate? 1. REAL beautiful

BIll:Could be happy, could be an anurism

C’mon, we’ll make a Paco taco.

Can Mommy go to prison for this Cookie? Can you say five to ten?

Connie: Oh, Mother Winterbourne. Come in.
Grace Winterbourne: Mother Winterbourne! That’s what I called my mother-in-law because she seemed so cold and distant.
Connie: Oh. What did you end up calling her?
Grace Winterbourne: Mother Winterbourne. She was cold and distant. Call me Grace.

Connie: What’s this?
Paco: This is a Rolls Royce.
Connie: Wow, that’s like the Cadillac of automobiles, huh?
Paco: No, the Mercedes-Benz is the Cadillac of automobiles. This is a Rolls Royce.

I do not understand men!

I fell in love with YOU, not your name.

It’s great to see a grown man still afraid of his mommy!

Mother: How did I ever raise such a snob? Son: It’s a mystery Mother… Let’s ask the servants?

You know what this house needs? One of those You-Are-Here maps

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