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Movie Quotes from Mr. Smith goes to Washington: Quotes from the movie Mr. Smith goes to Washington

1.Mr. President, will the Senator yield? 2.Will the Senator yield?
3.No, sir, I’m afraid not, no sir. I yielded the floor once before, if you can remember, and I was practically never heard of again. No sir. And we might as well all get together on this yielding business right off the bat, now.

Either I’m dead right, or I’m crazy!

I want you to let the ballyhoo boys loose, plan a celebration, and declare a holiday.

Oh, Mr. President, we seem to be alone. I, I’m not complaining for a social reason; it’s just, I think it’d be a pity if these gentlemen missed any of this, and… And, uh… I, I call the chair’s attention to… to, uh… Rule 5 of the Standing Rules of the Senate, Section… Section 3. ‘If it shall be found that a quorum is not present, a majority of the Senators present’ — and that looks like me — uh, uh, ‘may direct the Sergeant-at-Arms to request, and if necessary compel, the attendance of the absent Senators.’ Well, Mr. President, I so direct.

Oh, Mr. President, we seem to be alone. I, I’m not complaining for a social reason; it’s just, I think it’d be a pity if these gentlemen missed any of this, and… And, uh…I, I call the chair’s attention to… to, uh… Rule 5 of the Standing Rules of the Senate, Section… Section 3. ‘If it shall be found that a quorum is not present, a majority of the Senators present’ — and that looks like me — uh, uh, ‘may direct the Sergeant-at-Arms to request, and if necessary compel, the attendance of the absent Senators.’ Well, Mr. President, I so direct.

You love this monkey — don’t you?

Dad always used to say the only causes worth fighting for were the lost causes.

Either I’m dead right or I’m crazy.

The gentleman stands guilty as charged.

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