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Movie Quotes from Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House: Quotes from the movie Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House

1) What’s with this kissing all of a sudden? I don’t like it. Every time he goes out of this house, he shakes my hand and kisses you!
2) Would you prefer it the other way around?

I thought he was a lawyer. Why isn’t he out suing somebody?

If you ain’t eatin’ Wham, you ain’t eatin’ ham.

It’s a conspiracy, I tell you. The minute you start they put you on the all-American sucker list. You start out to build a home and wind up in the poorhouse. And if it can happen to me, what about the guys who aren’t making $15,000 a year? The ones who want a home of their own. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you—against every boy and girl who were ever in love!

Nothing, Mary. Just a private joke between me and whoever my analyst is going to be.

Red, green, blue, yellow, white.

The next time you’re going to do anything or say anything or buy anything, think it over very carefully. When you’re sure you’re right, forget the whole thing.

You’ve been taken to the cleaners and you don’t even know your pants are off.

You’ve been taken to the cleaners.

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