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Movie Quotes from Mixed Nuts: Quotes from the movie Mixed Nuts

(singing) I like eating cheese, it taste very nice. Everyone likes cheese, especially white mice.

1) Just click it! Just click it! Go ahead, click it! Click–*BANG*
2)We got disconnected. 1)If they’re desperate, they’ll call back. (they wait a while) (2 picks up the phone) 2)It’s working. (sit there longer)

1) There were people name Felix before there were cats named Felix. 2) If you look that up I think you find that the exact opposite is true.

1)Oh no! It’s the rollerbladers! 2)You ruined our Christmas!

And i blamed it on the santa annas, i dont even know who the santa annas are.

Grape Jelly.

have fun at your dead sisters husbands house! my dead husbands sister

I LOVE GRAPE JELLY

I LOVE GRAPE JELLY!

I’m stuck in the elevator, get me please! Stuck in the elevator on Christmas Eve. Mrs. Munchnik get me outta this place. Get me now or hit me in my face.

In every pothole there is hope.

just remember in every pot hole there is hope

May I speak to a woman? May I wish a woman merry Christmas? Chris: You ARE speaking to a woman. (click)

Men would have sex with a tree.

Mrs. Munchnick to Phillipe and Katherine ~ HEY DICKHEADS!!!!

The night before Christmas.

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