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Movie Quotes from Mister Roberts: Quotes from the movie Mister Roberts

Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver and I just threw your rotten stinking palm tree over the side. Now what’s this about no movie tonight?

Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I want you to know that I just threw your stinkin’ palm tree overboard. Now what’s all this crud about no movie tonight?

captain? it is i! ensign pulver! i just threw your stinkin palm tree overboard. now what’s all this crud about no movie tonite?

I looked down from our bridge and saw our captain’s palm tree. Our
trophy for superior achievement! The Admiral John J. Finchley award for delivering more toothpaste and toilet paper than any other Navy
cargo ship in the safe area of the Pacific.

I’d rather have this than the Congressional Medal of Honor

i’m the new cargo officer. and that’s not all! i gotta have dinner with him tonite1 he likes me!

nevermind what i told you! i’m telling you!

WHO DID IT???

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