#1-Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for? #2-Well, I’m a Peach.
#1-It’s funny to you. Your drinking is funny. You’re a young man, Jimmy: you still could be playing, if you just would’ve laid off the booze. #2-Well, it’s not exactly like that… I hurt my knee. #1-You fell out of a hotel! That’s how you hurt it. #2-Well, there was a fire. #1-Which you started, which I had to pay for.
#1-Ow! Doesn’t that hurt them? #2-Doesn’t seem to. #1-Well, it would bruise the hell out of me.
#1. What’s you do to her? #2. Nothing much, we just gave her a dress…..#3. and a lot of liquor!!
‘This is our daughter, Dottie. And this is our other daughter, Dottie’s sister.’ They should have just had you and bought a dog.
(DORIS) It’s the second time he dropped that bible since she’s been in……. Mae! What did you say?
(MAE) Everything.
(HARVEY) Are you still a fall-down drunk?
(DUGAN) Well, that is blunt. Ahem. No sir, I’ve, uh, quit drinking.
(HARVEY) You’ve seen the error of your ways.
(DUGAN) No, I just can’t afford it.
(Jimmy) WHY WE STOPPED?? (BETTY SPAGHETTI) Lou Quit. (Jimmy) WHO’S LOU??
(KIT) You’re not taking her because she ain’t pretty? (ERNIE) Well, look who finally caught on!
(LOWENSTEIN) If we paid you a little bit more, Jimmy, do you think you could be just a little more disgusting?
(JIMMY) [brightly] Well, I could certainly use the money.
(Mae) Evelyn! Evelyn I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to kill…your SON! (Evelyn) No, Mae don’t!! (Doris) Mae don’t use my bat use Marla’s, its heavier!!
(MAE) there’s no pockets for my cigarettes (LOWENSTEIN) Oh there’s no smoking. There’s also no drinking and no men.
(screaming): Now why AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THIS BUS!!!
(Shirley Baker)Kimono, kimono. Off. And. Gr– Gra– Grabbed.
(Mae Mordabito) Grabbed.
((Shirley Baker) Her. M– mi– mil– mil– milky, milky. White, white. Milky white.
Evelyn Gardner) Mae! What are you giving her to read?
(Mae Mordabito) Oh, what the difference does it make? She’s reading, okay? That’s the important thing. Now go away, go, shoo, shoo. Go ahead, Shirley, you’re doing good.
(Shirley Baker) Thanks, Mae. Milky white bre– breasts!
[Gives Mae a surprised look]
(Mae Mordabito) It gets really good after that. Look. The delivery boy walks in…
(SIDWELL ANGEL) You’re gonna looooose, you’re gonna looooose, you’re gonna loooose…!
**Moo** Will you SHUT UP!
1) Alice thinks it’s bad luck to change her socks. 2) So we all have to suffer?
1) But- 2) But what!? Field! Tryouts! Play! Go on, get lost! I hate when they get attached to me like that!
1) Doesn’t that hurt them? 2)Doesn’t seem to… 1)God it would bruise the hell out of me.
1) Evelyn, I am sorry, but I am going to have to kill your son.
2) Hey May, May don’t use my bat, use Marla’s, its heavier.
1) Hey Kit, lay off the high ones. 2) I like the high ones! 1) Mule! 2) Nag!
1) It just got too hard. 2) It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.
1) No high ones! 2) I like the high ones! 1) Mule! 2) Nag!
1) Suppose at a key moment in the game, my uniform bursts open and oops…my bosoms come flying out. That might draw a crowd, right?
2) You think there are men in this country who ain’t seen your bosoms?
1) that was a fine piece of coaching, Jimmy. I especially liked the 7th inning, where you scratched your balls for an hour. 2) Well, anything worth doin’ is worth doin’ right. 1) If we paid you more, Jimmy, could you be just a little more disgusting? 2) Well, I could certainly use the money…
1) They’ll pay you seventy-five dollars a week. 2) We only make thirty at the dairy! 1) Well then, this would be more, wouldn’t it?
1) What’d you do to her? 2) Nothin. We just gave her a dress. 3) And a lot of liquer.
1) Why don’t we slip in the backseat, and you make a man outta me.
2) Why don’t I just slap you around for a little while.
1) Can’t we do both?
1) You still could be playing, if you’d just laid off the booze.
2) That’s not exactly what happened. I hurt my knee.
1) You fell out of a hotel–that’s how you hurt it.
2) Well, there was a fire.
1) Which you started which I had to pay for.
2) I was going to send you a thank-you card, Mr. Harvey, but I wasn’t allowed anything sharp to write with.
1)..yea and some of you’s gonna have to leave. (Dottie catches the ball) OK maybe some of them’s gonna have to leave. 2) Hey how’d you do that? Excuse me, how’d she do that?
1)Evelyn, which team do you play for?
2)Well, I’m a Peach.
1)Then I was just wondering why you would throw home when we’ve got a two-run lead. You let the tying runner get on second and we lost the lead becuase of you. Now you start usin’ your head — that’s that lump that’s three feet above your ass!
1)He’s really a sweetie, Dottie. 2)Yeah, I hope I have ten just like him.
1)IIIIIIII’MMMMMMMMM aaaaaaaaaa Peach 2)What? 1)I’m a Rockford Peach!
1)In the Pacific Northwest, which is my territory, sales are up a hundred and ten per cent. And this with a war on! 2)You know, if I had your job, I’d kill myself. Sit here, I’ll see if I can dig up a pistol. Every trip I take, I gotta sit next to one of these guys. I’m just too friendly!
1)Kit, blow it our your rear end. I am so sick and tired of being blamed for everything that’s bothering you. 2)I was gettin’ too good, wasn’t I? I knew if I got too good, you’d do something to push me down.
1)My train leaves at 8:00, I’ve got ten minutes to pack. 2)Well, if you have any trouble you know who to blame.
1)Sir, your knee!
2)Like it?
1)Who’s the goddamn manager here, I am!
2) Then act like you you big lug
1)You ever hear of Harvey bars? 2)Yeah, we feed ’em to the cows
when they’re constipated. 1) That’s the guy.
1)You mean you ain’t takin’ her cuz she ain’t pretty? 2)Well, look who just caught up!
1)you’re gunna lose!you’re gunna lose!
2)Stuel Angel
1-Has anyone seen my new red hat?
2-Piss on your hat!
1. EVELYN! Evelyn, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to kill your son! 2. Mae, don’t use my bat! Use Marla’s! It’s heavier!
1. Has anyone seen my new red hat? 2. Oh piss on your hat!!!
1. Mr Dugan can I have your autograph? 2. Sure kid. 1. Wow, Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan! 2. Thats good advice!
1. Thanks for the ride, kid. 2. What’s your hurry dollface? What say we hop in the back seat and you can make a man out of me? 1. How bout I smack you around a while instead? 2. Can’t we do both?
1. what do you suggest? 2. a lot of night games
1. You’re gonna lose….you’re gonna lose…you stink!! You’re gonna–2.*throws mit, hits 1* HAHA!! Got him!!
1.Ever hear dad introduce us to people? ‘This is our daughter Dottie. And this is our OTHER daughter…Dottie’s Sister. Should’ve just had you and bought a dog. 2. Mitch Swaley likes you. 1. Mitch Swaley is one step up from dating a pig. 2. But an important step.
1: Mr. Dugan? Mr. Dugan!! 2: Oh, what is it baby? *kisses 1, then wakes up* 1 & 2: AAAHHHHH!!! *2 drinks liquor and spits it back out* 2: What the hell is going on?? Why have we stopped?? 3: Lou quit. 2: WHOSE LOU?? 3: The driver.
1: You know General Omar Bradley? 2: Yeah? 1: There’s too strong of a resemblance.
1>she took off her kamono and he touched her milky..white..br..br..
2>Mae-what are you making her read? 3>shush. it doesnt matter. she’s reading. go on 1>Milky white breast 3>Now it gets good…
Stilwell angel, have another chocolate bar.
Gimme Gimme Gimme!
A) some of yous are gonna have to go home. B) what do you mean some of us?
All right, everyone, let’s listen up now, listen up. Something important has just happened. I was in the toilet reading my contract, and it turns ou, I get a bonus when we get to the world series. So, let’s play hard, let’s play smart, use your heads!
All the way May
And remember, a lady always keeps her legs together
and what do you suggest?? … a lot of night games
Anyone ever tell you you look like a little penis with that hat on?
Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?
Anything worth doin is worth doin right
Are you coming?! See, how it works here, the train moves, not the station.
are you crying, there’s no crying, there’s no crying in baseball!
Are you crying? There’s no crying in baseball!There’s no crying in baseball!
Are you crying? There’s no crying! There’s no crying in baseball!
Ballplayers? I haven’t got ballplayers, I’ve got girls.
Girls I want to sleep with after the game. Not to
coach during the game.
Baseball is what gets inside you, its what lights you up…..you can’t deny that
By the way, I loved you in ‘The Wizard of Oz’
By the way, I loved you in The Wizard of Oz.
By the way, I loved you in The Wizard of Oz.
By the way…you were great in The Wizard of Oz
Careers and higher education are leading to the masculinization of women, with enormously dangerous consequences to the home, the children, and our country. When our boys come home from war, what kind of girls will they be coming home to? And now the most disgusting example of this sexual confusion: Mr. Walter Harvey of Harvey bars is presenting us with women’s baseball. Right here in Chicago, young girls plucked from their families are gathered at Harvey Field, to see which one of them can be the most masculine. Mr. Harvey, like your candy bars, you’re completely… nuts!
Careers in higher education are leading to the masculination of women.
Come on Kit, blow it out your rearend. I got you into this league godd*mnit!
Come on ladies, let’s make like a bread truck and haul buns.
Come one, god knows we have a game, its not like any of this helps anyway
Crying!? There is no crying in baseball!
daaaaah dah got him heh heh heh
Did anybody ever tell you that you look like a penis with a little hat on?
That does it,you’re out of here.
Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?
Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with a little cap on?
Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with a little hat on?
Did ya say goodbye to the cows?
Did you promise the cows you’d write?
Dirt in the skirt May, dirt in the skirt!
Do you ever hear dad introduce us to people? This is our
daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie’s
sister.
doesn’t that hurt them?
Doesn’t that hurt them? Doesn’t seem to. Well, it would bruise the hell outta me!
Don’t use my bat, use Marla’s! It’s heavier!
Dottie: KIT! Lay off the high ones. Kit: I LIKE the high ones. Dottie: MULE! Kit: NAG!
Evelyn! Your kid ate the line up!
Ever heard dad intruduce us to people? This is our daughter Dottie. This is other daughter, Dottie’s sister. They should of just had you and bought a dog!
Eyebrows…Thin and Separated…There should be two.
Good thing your sister bailed ya out Kit…he! he!
Gracefully and grandfully…Gracefully and grandfully.
Gracefully and grandly
Guy: Doesn’t that hurt them???
Woman: Doesn’t seem to.
Guy: It’d bruise the hell outta’ me.
HARD, its supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t, then everyone would do it. Its the HARD that makes it great.
Has anyone ever told you you look like a penis with that
little hat on?
Has anyone ever told you your head looks like a penis with a hat on?
Has anyone seen my new red hat?
Hey cow girl. See the grass, don’t eat it.
hey cow girls, see the grass don’t eat it.
hey cow girls, see the grass? don’t eat it?
Hey cowgirl’s see the grass don’t eat it
Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don’t eat it!
Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don’t eat it.
Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don’t eat it.
Hey cowgirls, there’s the grass. dont eat it!
Hey hey you, tall girl, whats her name..beverly…BEVERLY hit the ball far..tall…girl..whats here name again? beverly, BEVERLY
Hey Jimmy, you look like shit, don’t you ever shave?
Hey, Dollbody, what do you say we slip into back and you make a man out of me?
How about I just slap you around for awhile?
Can’t we do both?
Hey, Ms. Cutbirth(slaps her on the butt), you gorgeous stack of pancakes, you.
Hey, no skin off my Ashtabula. You want to stay here plucking cows, that’s your business.
High fast balls. She can’t hit ’em, and she can’t lay off ’em.
Honey, nothing ain’t ever going to happen here. You gotta go where things are happening.
Hurry up girls. Dozens of people are waiting to see the game.
I don’t want you, I want her, the one who hit the ball, you can climb back under the cow!
I especially liked the part where you scratched your balls for an hour. Quite impressive.
i just see why you would throw home when we’ve got a 2 run lead! you let the tying run get on 2nd and we lost the lead because of you! now start using your head! thats that lump thats 3 feet above your ass! (girl starts crying) are you crying? are you crying? theres no crying! theres no crying in baseball!
I know my girl ain’t so pretty as these girls, but that’s my fault. I raised her like I would a boy. I didn’t know any better. She loves to play. Don’t make my little girl suffer because I messed up raising her. Please.
I know my girls ain’t so pretty as these girls, but thats my fault. I didn’t know any better. She loves to play. Don’t make my little girl suffer because I messed up raising her. Please.
I loved you in the Wizard of Oz
I’m going to go home, grab a shower and a shave give the wife a little pickle tickle and be on my way.
I’m Mae. And it’s not just a name… it’s an attitude
I’m singin to Nelson!…Ain’t I baby?
I’m singin’ to Nelson! Ain’t I, baby?
if i had your job id kill myself wait here ill see if i can dig up a pistol
If it wasn’t hard everyone would do it. It being hard is what makes it great.
If you have any trouble, you know who to blame!
If you want to go back to Oregan and have a thousand babies thats fine by me but you don’t quit, this is what gets inside you, what lights you up…….
If you’re in the area, come on down to the ball park. And you MUST be in the area, because this isn’t a very powerful station. And bring the kiddies, why don’t ya.
In my 43 years of practicing medicine, I’ve never seen a woman throw up so much.
It is supposed to be hard, if it was easy everyone would do it. It’s the hard that makes it great.
It’s supposed to be hard, if it wasn’t hard everyone would do it. Thats what makes it great. (Tom Hanks)
It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard, everyone would be doing it. The hard is what makes it great.
It’s supposed to be hard. If it weren’t hard than everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.
it’s suppost to be hard, if it wasn’t hard everyone would do it. he hard is what makes it great
Jimmy- well ya know that doesn’t mean you can play… Dottie- ok, you don’t want me to play I don’t play Jimmy- well.. you can play, i mean you’re here… Dottie- okay, then I’ll play
Kit- BITCH
Dottie- What?
Kit- I’ve been traded to RACINE!
Dottie- What I told them to trade me.
Kit- Yeah they’d really trade you, MISS STAR, MISS PERFECT. I bet you knowe that this was goin to happen the whole time!
Lady: Sir, your knee! Guy: Like that?
lets go, dozens of people are waiting
lets not go to the world series without stillwells toys
LOU. Who’s Lou ?
mae: Are you sure you did’nt hit your butt,cuz it looks really swollen?
Man)Are you crying? Woman) No.. Man) Are you crying? There’s no crying in baseball! When I missed a fly pop and the coach told me that I was a scum sucking bag of shit did I cry?! Woman)No, no… Man)No! No! There’s no crying in basball! There’s NO CRYING IN BASBALL!
Ref)Is there a problem? Man)She was crying sir! Ref) Look Jimmy, I’ve seen the way you been treatin tese girls. Now I want you to give them the same respect you would your mother (walks away) Man)Did I ever tell you you look like a penis in that hat?
May, don’t use my bat use Marla’s — it’s heavier!
Mule! Nay!
Now and forever.
o no lets not go to the world series without stillwell’s toys
o were the members of, the all american league we come from cities, near and far. we’ve got canadian, (woo) and irishmen were all for one were all for all were all american. each girl stands her head so proudly high for we dont got or need an alibi.
Of course it’s hard. If it wasn’t hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.
Oh piss on your hat!
oh so he’s good looking and smart…there’s so few of us
Oh you zip it, Doris!
Oh! Bite me on the butt and call me an apple.
ohh lord.. may our feet be swift, may our bats be mighty, may our balls.. be plentaful.
Okay…maybe some of them are goin home.
Ouch! Would you stop kiciing the rocks!
Perhaps you chastized her too vehemently
Person 1: What did you do to her?? Person 2: We gave her a dress. Person 3: And a lot of liquor!
Roger Hornsby was my manager. He called me a talking pile of pig shit. And that’s when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?
See how it works is, the train moves, not the station.
See the grass, cowgirls? Don’t eat it!
Shit, Dottie, if you want to go back to Oregon and make a hundred babies, great, I’m in no position to tell anyone how to live. But sneaking out like this, quitting, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. Baseball is what gets inside you. It’s what lights you up, you can’t deny that.
So long milk maids.
Stewell angel have another chocolate bar!
That looked good to me Ellen Sue that looked good to me.
That was some good peein’!
That’s the second time he’s dropped that Bible since she’s been in there.
There is no crying in baseball!
THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL
There’s no crying in baseball!
There’s no CRYING IN BASEBALL!!
There’s second baseman Marla Hootch… What a hitter!!
theres no crying in baseball
They should’ve had you and bought a dog!
This is our daughter Dottie, this is our other daughter, Dottie’s sister.
This used to be my playground.
Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls… be plentiful. Lord, I’d just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is — she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that’s it.
Use your brain! That’s that lump three feet above your ass!
Use your head! It’s that lump 3 feet above your ass!
Use your head…Thats the lump that three feet above your ass!
we’re the members of the all american league,we come from cities,near and far, we’ve got canadians,irish ones and sweeds, we’re all for one, we’re one for all, we’re all american,each girl stands, her head so proudly high,her moto do or die, shes not the one to use or need an aleby, our shaperones are not, to tough, there not to weak, out manangers are on the ball. kirsty, England
We’re the members of the All-American league. We come from cities near and far. We got Canadians, Irish ones, and Sweeds. We’re all for one, we’re one for all, we’re All-American. Each girl stands her head so proudly high, our motto do or die, shes not the one to use or need and alibi. Our chaperones are not too soft and not too tough, our mangagers are, on the ball….
We’ree all members of the All American League, we come from Cities near and far we’ve got canadians (Woooh)…..
Well bite my butt and call me an apple
well bite my butt and call me an apple!
Well I was just wonderin’ why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead! You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you! Start using your head. That’s the lump that’s three feet above your ass! [Evelyn starts to cry.] Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying, there’s no crying in baseball! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit! And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game! And did I cry? NO! NO! And do you know why?
Well thanks for that extra-special glimpse into her life!
What are you doing, are you crying, theres no crying in baseball.
What if at a key moment in the game . . . oops! my bosoms come flyin’ out?
What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops!, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?
What should we do — send the boys returning from WAR back to the kitchen?
What’s your rush, Doll Body?
when kit meets Dottie after the game
WHY WE STOPPED??? Lou quit. WHO’S LOU???
would you SHUT UP!
Wow, if I had your job, I think I’d shoot myself. Wait here I’ll see if I can dig up a pistol.
Wow. Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan. That’s good advice.
Ya know, if I had your job, I’d kill myself.
Yesterday that might have been a ball. Tomorrow it might have been a ball. But today, it was a strike!
You got yourself in the league. I got you on the train.
You know, if I had your job, I’d kill myself! Sit here; I’ll see if I can dig up a pistol!
you look like a little penis with a hat on
You Stay Down there and you Cool Off.
You think there are men in this country who ain’t seen your bosoms?
you’re gonna lose you stink you’re gonna lose
You’re gonna lose! You’re gonna lose! You stink! You’re gonna lose! {{Whap}}
Your gonna lo ose – You u stink
Your Killing Me Alice…You’re God D*mn killing me!
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