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Movie Quotes from Joe Versus the Volcano: Quotes from the movie Joe Versus the Volcano

(sings) I was ridin’ my horse… On the lone prair-eeeeeeee when I saw me a COWcoy, COWboy, COWboy smilin’ at me

…I’m soul sick. And you’re going to see that. See, my sister, she’s soul sick too. And if you’d slept with her, then I would have known something about you. But you didn’t. And you didn’t. And I believe you.

Angelica: You’re in a rotten mood.
Patricia: It’s the sunshine. Gets me down.

Banks. Clothes make the man. I believe that. You say to me you want to go shopping, you want to buy clothes, but you don’t know what kind. You leave that hanging in the air, like I’m going to fill in the blank.

Blue Moon

Dear God, whose name I do not know. Thank you for my life. I forgot. How big! Thank you. Thank you for my life.

Dear God, whose name I do not know…thank you for my life…I had forgotten how big…thank you…thank you for my life.

Good Lovin’.

I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is going to sink into the ocean. They have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into their volcano.

I have no response to that.

I know he can GET the job, but can he DO the job?! I’m not arguing that with you, Harry. I’m not arguing that with you!

I love you-and now you’re gonna kill yourself!

I tell you one thing, though. Wherever we go, whatever we do, we’re gonna take this luggage with us!

My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.

Nobody knows anything, Joe. We’ll take this leap, and we’ll see. We’ll jump, and we’ll see. That’s life, right?

Ol’ Man River.

Sixteen Tons.

The Cowboy Song.

You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn’t ask for a second opinion?

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