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Movie Quotes from House of Games: Quotes from the movie House of Games

#1 I told you a squirt gun wouldn’t work. #2 It would have worked. You didn’t have to fill it. #3 What was I supposed to do, threaten her with an empty gun?

(Joey)The bitch has killed us!

(Margaret)I think you’re just a bully. (Mike)Just a ‘bully’. What, you’re not going to let me carry your books?

(Margaret)You took my money. (Mike)How naughty of me.

(Mike)Aren’t you a caution!

(Mike)Thank you, sir, may I have another?

(Mike)What is this? What are you going to do to me? What are you ‘fronting off’ about?

(Mike)You see, in my trade this is called, what you did, you ‘cracked-out-of-turn’. You crumbed the play.

Don’t trust nobody.

Human nature is a sucker bet.

Mike: … Oh, I’m >so< scared!!… What are you ‘gonna do; Bone me in the ass with a strap-on, you farking butch femme lezbo…??!!

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

Where am I From?
I’m from the United States of Kiss My Ass!

You can’t bluff someone who’s not paying attention.

You’re a bad pony, and I’m not going to bet on you.

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