1) Alex, I’m afraid I’m going to need you in Vegas. 2) Vegas? Did you say Vegas? Why I love Vegas!
1) Donde esta tamazula. 2) Trambia 1) Tamazula? 2) Trambia 1) What the hell is a trambia? 2) Dat bus over there.
1) How’ve you been? 2) Pregnant.
1) I rode a donkey 2) No wonder you stink!
1) My life is in Las Vegas 2) And my work is in New York 3) See now this is the kind of conversation that usually happens on the second date
1) My water broke 2)…But we’re on a dam?!
1) Tamazoolah? 2) Trambilla 1) Tamazoolah 2) Trambilla 1) (annoyed) Tamazoolah 2) Trambilla 1) What the Hell is a Trambilla? 2) That bus over there
1) The first time I realized I was pregnant I was stopped in front of St. Mary’s. It was a sign 2) Of what? 1) That the baby would be Catholic 2) Oh then its a good thing you weren’t stopped in front of an IHOP
1) This is Chuy 2) Chuy, Hi, Luke Skywalker!
1) You left him with your brothers and cousins? 2) And Chewie. 1) What? Oh, I’d better light another candle.
1)GO away Alex your bad luck 2)No im never leaving your side again 3)I said go away I hate you! 3)What she say? 2)Said she loves me can’t live without me
1)Isabel! 2)No! You’re not my favorite person right now.
1)It means that you are a liar and a coward. That’s what it means!
2)It sounded so much prettier in Spanish.
1)My dad didn’t mean white, he meant…not tan.
2)Don’t go there, Alex.
1)Oh my God, Isabel don’t jump.2)What are you doing here?1)Just stay off the ledge there.2)I’m not gonna kill myself stupid,but if you come any close, I’ll throw you ass over.
1)The first time I realized I was pregnant, I was sitting at a stoplight outside a Catholic church. And that’s how I knew the baby was going to be Catholic.
2)Well, thank God you weren’t in front of an IHOP!
1. What did she say? 2. She said she loves me, can’t live without me.
1. you are not a man, you are a thief, that’s what you are 2. sheesh, in-laws
Alex : Don’t you know what this means? We’re going to have a baby.
Isabel : No, I’m going to have a baby. You’re going to call 911, ok?
Alex : Why?
Isabel : My water just broke.
Alex : We’re on a dam.
Guy: What’s with the fish?
Alex: It’s a keychain.
Isabel: Do you always listen to other people’s conversations?
Alex: Do you want to go back to the end of the line?
Isabel: No. No quiero oir nada. No quiero que me digas una palabra. Estoy harto de todos tus mentiras. Esos son todos lo que me has dicho. Cobarde!
Alex: What does that mean?
Isabel: It means that you are a liar and a coward. That’s what it means!
Alex: It sounded so much prettier in Spanish.
Juan: Does dad know about him?
Isabel: Nope.
Juan: And I wasn’t going to come tonight. Good luck.
Judd: We have conference rooms you know.
Alex: He just needed a hug.
Jeff: It’s the holidays. They’re just so hard.
Alex does my life mean nothing to you?
Alex: But I used a condom…lots of them! Isabelle: Well, one of them didn’t work. Alex: But that’s it’s job! It’s job is to work!
ALEX:(after seeing a crucifix on the wall)Jesus Christ! What is that?
Brothers and father carry drunk husband into wife with prickers sticking in his ass Wife-what did you do to him i told you not to hurt him.
hey chewie, Luke Sksywalker. Sorry I bet you get that all the time.
How can so much stuff come out of something so little?
I love you so much it hurts.
I pee really fast. I live with five brothers, three cousins and only
one bathroom. Believe me — I can pee faster than anyone in the world.
I pee really fast. I live with five brothers, three cousins and only one bathroom. Believe me — I can pee faster than anyone in the world.
I think the dessert made a big impression on him.
In case you haven’t noticed, the white people are melting out here!
Isabella- Alex, don’t do this. You’re too late.
Alex- No, I saw the signs! I love you more than you’ll ever know….WHOA what is going on with your stomach?! You’re still pregnant!
Isabella- I know….
Alex- Do you know what this means, we’re gonna have a baby…
Isabella- No I going to have a baby, you’re going to call 9-1-1!
Alex- Why?
Isabella- Because my water just broke!
Alex- But we’re on a dam!?
Isabella- Alex, don’t do this. You’re too late.
Alex- No, I saw the signs! I love you more than you’ll ever know….WHOA what is going on with your stomach?! You’re still pregnant!
Isabella- I know….
Alex- Do you know what this means, we’re gonna have a baby…
Isabella- No I going to have a baby, you’re going to call 9-1-1!
Alex- Why?
Isabella- Because my water just broke!
Alex- But we’re on a dam!?
Isabels Grandmother: nunca vas saber que es el amor si no te entregas a el-
Youll never know what love is until you surrender to it
It’s like Vegas. Why didn’t they built the city on the fucking sun.
Jeff let me ask you a question:What the hell is dating anyway except some long drawn out process of elimination where you both try to present your best side while hiding the real you and that can only last about 3 months anyway because eventually it leaks out and then you have to spend the next 3 months getting to know your real selves and then one of you wants a commitmentthe other one wants to bail and then you have to start all over again. I mean dating…dating…dating is stupid. -Alex
Listen to me, everything that’s famous about Las Vegas is about leaving it! That movie, the song, even the mob left Las Vegas. -Alex
Love is a gift Alex, not an obligation
Love is a gift, not an obligation.
Lucy, you got some splainin’ to do
Mmmm, I’ll talk to the County Supervisor for you but if I were you I’d pay more sttention to the ABC investigation. They’re gonna ask you all knids of personal questions. They’d like nothing more than to catch you with your pants down.
No no quiero que me digas una palabra estoy harta de tus mentiras es todo lo que me has dicho, mentiras. cobarde! -Isa
Now that is what I call a housekeeper.
Now wait a minute, there might be. This afternoon, I couldn’t decide between a turkey burger and a tuna melt, but my life made sense. And now I know exactly what I want, and my life doesn’t make any sense. And I was doing fine this afternoon, I was doing great! That was me then. But I don’t know, somewhere between the tuna melt and your aunt’s tamales…I mean, I was afraid that I had already met the woman of my dreams at the dry cleaners or something and I was just too busy to notice. But now I’m here and I see that that’s not true because…it’s you. Isabel Fuentes, you’re the one! You are everything I never knew I always wanted. I’m not even sure what that means exactly, but I think that it has something to do with the rest of my life! And I think we should get married. Right now!
Que egoista eres! Pensando que tu sabes mas que el amor?!
The white people are melting!
There are signs everywhere…
They’re great. I had no idea that families talked at dinner.
What are you doing? Get out of the way! -Isa
Alex don’t do this. There’s nothing to say. -Isa
Just wait a minute there might be. This afternoon I couldn’t decide between a Texas burger and a tuna melt, but my life made sense, you know, and now I know exactly what I want and my life doesn’t make any sense. And I was doing fine this afternoon, I was doing great, that was me, it was me then. And now I’m with you and I don’t know what happened, but somewhere between the tuna melt and your Aunt’s tamales. I mean I was actually worried that I’d already met the woman of my dreams at the dry cleaners or something, and I was too busy to notice, but then you show up and I realize that that’s not true. Because you’re the one. You are everything I never knew I always wanted. I’m not even sure what that means exactly, but I think it has something to do with the rest of my life. And I think we should get married right now. -Alex
What ever you do, don’t turn over.
What if finding the love of your life, meant changing the life that you loved?
Whatever you do, don’t tell them I picked you up outside a restroom.
Who said lawyers did not have heart?
Why are you afraid of me? Why do you alienate me from your life?
woman: hold the baby’s head!
alex: why…is it gonna come off?
You are everything I never knew I always wanted.
you are everything i never new i always wanted.
you are not my favorite person right now…… nor are you
You will never know love unless you surrender to it.
You’re everything I never knew I always wanted.
you’re not my favorite person right now.
Your destiny is already decided. You just have to read the signs
your not my favorite person right now
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