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Movie Quotes from First Kid: Quotes from the movie First Kid
#1 Hey,wanna come eat with us.#2 No thanks.#1Why not,you think your better than everyone.#2Not everyone.
1)I’ll have a Harvey Wallbanger.
2)I’ll have a Harvey Oswald.
3)What’s the difference?
4)Oswald has three shots.
1. Hey, we just wanna know what it’s like to be the biggest butt in the world, since we saw it all over TV last night! 2. Yeah, and I’m sure it looked just like your face.
A: This is a black tie affair.
B: I know sir and I got it covered. I’m black and I’m wearing a tie.
Bite your lip. Makes you look like you’re workin’ harder than you are.
Do a pelvic thrust, they like that. They won’t say nothin’, but they like that.
He’s going to chew my butt off. Do you know what that’s like? I’m going to be sitting there, and my butt’s going to be getting smaller and smaller, and then I’m gonna have no butt. I’m gonna stand up, and my back’s gonna be on my thighs.
I haven’t skated since I was 12. And even then I had a pizza face.
I’m not doin’ nothin’, but it looks good.
Just be careful out there in cyberspace. Don’t tell them anything.
May God grant us the wisdom to see the right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure.
Oswald has three shots.
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