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Movie Quotes from Commandments: Quotes from the movie Commandments

For the record, if you were murdered, how would that make you feel?

I am not crazy! I know the difference between bad luck and the Divine Hand. Harry, if your shoelace breaks once, fine. Twice, tough. Three times? Hell, change the brand. But if your shoelace breaks every day for two years it’s time to check your Bible!

I am not crazy. I know the difference between bad luck and divine inspiration.

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