A short funny song: I Got a Pea

And here's the CATCHIEST ONE MINUTE SONG You will hear today.

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Movie Quotes from Changing Lanes: Quotes from the movie Changing Lanes

–I wasn’t bankrupt yesterday and I’m not bankrupt today!
–I’m sorry, Mr. Gipson. The computer says you are.

-What do you want?
-Five minutes, ma’am. I owe your husband twenty. Well, I’m only
asking for five with you.

-You beat me up!
-Damn right, I beat you up!

Ben Affleck- See what I can do to you!

better luck next time

Come on, man. Don’t leave me out here like this!

God please grant me the strength to accept that which I cannot change.

I am the champagne.

I can live with myself. Because at the end of the day I think I do more good than harm. What other standard have I got to judge by?

I hope you don’t mind, but I was intrigued by your conversation. I
just thought you were in advertising. So I want to give you my dream
vision for a Tiger Woods commercial, okay?

I want you to give the world meaning to me.

Money? Is that what its about? What about time? Can you give me my time back?

Priest- Why does the world need meaning?
Gavin- Why does the…. Because the world’s a sewer. Because the world’s a shithole and a garbage dump. Because my father-in-law got me to screw a good man, adecent man, out of his money. And my wife cheers me on. Because I got into a fender bender with this guy on the FDR. I had a fight with him. I tried to do everything to settle it. But this guy just won’t let it go.
Priest- Why?…………..Why won’t he let it go?
Gavin- I don’t know why!
I don’t know why
Gavin- Sometimes God likes to put two guys in a paper bag and just let’em rip

See what I can do to you!?

See what I can do to you?!

Sometimes God just likes to put two guys in a paper bag and just let
them rip!

Sorry, better luck next time.

What happened in court today?

Whatever drama you’ve gotten yourself into, it’s just the kind of thing that always happens to you. And it never happens to me unless
I am in your field of gravity!

You know, booze isn’t really your drug of choice anyway. You’re addicted to chaos. For some of us, it’s coke. For some of us, it’s
bourbon. But you? You got hooked on disaster.

You think I want money? What I want is my morning back. I need my
time back. Can you give me my time back? Huh? Can you?

You were right. I can do this. I found the edge. Can you live there with me? Can you?

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