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Movie Quotes from Brazil: Quotes from the movie Brazil
Bloody typical, they’ve gone back to metric without telling us
care for a little necrophelia?
care for a little necrophilia?
I did not get the wrong man. I got the right man. The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man! I accepted him, on trust, as the right man. Was I wrong? Anyway, to add to the confusion, he died on us. Which, had he been the right man, he wouldn’t have done.
I hereby inform you under powers entrusted to me under Section 47, Paragraph 7 of Council Order Number 438476, that Mr Buttle, Archibald, residing at 412 North Tower, Shangri La Towers, has been invited to assist the Ministry of Information with certain enquiries, the nature of which may be ascertained on completion of application form BZ/ST/486/C fourteen days within this date, and that he is liable to certain obligations as specified in Council Order 173497, including financial restitutions which may or may not be incurred if Information Retrieval procedures beyond those incorporated in Article 7 subsections 8, 10 & 32 are required to elicit information leading to permanent arrest - notification of which will he served with the time period of 5 working days as stipulated by law. In that instance the detainee will be debited without further notice through central banking procedures without prejudice until and unless at such a time when re-imbursement procedures may be instituted by you or third parties on completion of a re-imbursement form RB/CZ/907/X …
It’s not the machine. There’s a mismatch on the personnel code numbers… Ah there we go! That’s a B58/732 when it should be a T47/215… Tuttle… he should have £31.06, debited against his account for electrical procedures, not Buttle.
Oh by the by, I saw the most wonderful idea for christmas presents at the chemists. Gift tokens, medical gift tokens. It’s good at any doctors and most of the major hospitals. It’s also accepted for gynecological examinations, including ceasarian sections.
That’s your receipt for your husband. Thank you. And this is my receipt for your receipt.
The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man.
We’re all in it together, kid.
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