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Diego to George:Who introduced you to Pablo Escibar..Eh?…me
Who introduced you to your fucking columbian wife…me
Who protected you when my friend cessel roas wanted to slit your fucking thloart…..hmm…me.

[1] Dude na im to fuckin stoned im like, stoned man, im like really fuckin stoned, im just so…[2] stoned?

#1 I’m in jail, and you know you put me here . . . #2 I knew you’d say something like that . . . always thinking of yourself.

(GERRGE)WE’D LIKE TO BUY SOME POT. (DEREk)I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BUT 1ST ARE YOU COPS BECZUSE IF YOU ARE YOU HAVE TO TELL ME OR ELSE ITS INTRAPMENT. (GEORGE)WE’RE NOT COPS WE’RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS BESIDES DOES HE LOOK LIKE A COP. (DEREK)ACTUALLY NO,YOU KNOW ITS A GOOD THING YOUR FRIENDS ARE BARBIES OR ELSE I WOULD NEVER TALK TO YOU.(GEORGE)WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!(DEREK)IT’S YOUR POT..(TUNA)WOW!! THATS MORE THEN WE HAD IN MIND..(DEREK)WELL I DONT NICKLE AND DIME YOU WANT IT OR NOT..(GEORGE)WE’LL TAKE IT..

1. In all honesty, I dont feel what I’ve done is a crime. And I think its illogical and irresponsible for u to sentince me to prison. Cua when U think bout it, what’d i rly do? I crossed an imaginonary line w/ a buncha plants! I mean u say im and outlaw u say im a theif but where’s the christmas dinner for ppl on relief? u say ur lookin 4 sum1 whos never weak but always strong to gather flowers constantly wether ur right or wrong. some1 to open each and every door but it aint me babe!

100%, Grade A, Columbian Cocaine boys. White as the driven snow. Disco shit.

26 months…for murder? I must meet your lawyer.

a lot of these quotes are wrong or almost right…you guys arnt true blow fans haha

almost all of these quotes are wrong. that is understandable though, because most of you are probably little kids and white trash retards. watch the movie once instead of asking your zit-faced dork friend who knows every movie quote in the world, what so-and-so said. then when you get home from junior high you forget what the he said and just submit some ridiculous crap you thought sounded right. stop bullshitting everyone

am i wearing lipstick? then why are you trying to fuck me?

Ayyy Stop being such a fucking hypo-crit…I quit smoking didnt I??

BARBIE!!!!

Being ratted out from derrick farrel and dooie didnt bother me….I broke a promise

Blow is the best fuckin movie period if u dont think so go fuck ur self beantown bitch

but i force a smile knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent

Cessel rosa: Whose clothes mr george?
George: Yeah…sure what ever you want
Cessel rosa: whose clothes, your clothes
George (to diego): you brought me all the way down here to talk about fuckin’ clothes
Diego: AY AY AY Gentle men please. Theres no need to be impolite okay.

Cocaine exploded upon the American culture like an atomic bomb. It started in Hollywood and moved East in no time.

Cocaine exploded upon the American culture like an atomic bomb. It started in Hollywood and moved east in no time. Everyone was doing it. I mean everyone… we invented the marketplace. In fact if you snorted cocaine in the late 1970s or early 80s, it was an 85% chance it came from us.

dad i don’t wanna be poor

Dad: So this is it?
George: I hope not pap.

daddys a fuck up

danbury wasn’t a prison, it was a crime school. i went in there with a degree in marijuana, i came out with a doctorette in cocaine.

DERRICK FERREAL! DERRICK FUCKING FERREAL OK.

DIEGO: Hey George, do you have a dream?

GEORGE: I would If I could get some fuckin’ sleep.

DIEGO: you know why you failed george?
GEORGE: because i got caught.
DIEGO: No george. you failed because you had the wrong dream.

DIEGO:Hey George, do you have a dream?

GEORGE: I would if I could get some fuckin’ sleep!

DIEGO:Hey George, do you have a dream?

GEORGE: I would if I could get some fuckin’ sleep!

Diego:heyy happy to see u Jerge, my brother
George: no more brothers Diego
Diego: why do u say that?
George: huh?
Diego: you heard me Jerge, of course we are brothers
George: you fucked me
Diego: i did not ::weird laughing::
George: yeah you did, you went behind my back, you cut me out, you fucked me
Diego: me?! no! never Jerge ::stupid lil laugh:: never mm mm
George: i talked to Derek
Diego: well, maybe ur right, maybe I did betray u alil bit, yahhhh yeah i stole ur California connection so what?! mm who introduce you to Pablo Escobar?! huh?? me me who introduce u to ur FUCKING colombian wife?! hmm? me! WHO PROTECT YOU when my friend Cicerosa want to slice your fucking throat!!?!?! uh me who made u make millions and millions of dollars?? me! and what do i get in return? this?!…accuisations?! i have always given u everything Jerge.. always but that is over now ::bites finger:: yahh you know this is my operation, my dream so go home ::hand motion nck:: back home, go home go back to your stupid lil life go back and sell half grams to your fucking2 relatives for all i care because u are out ::yells colombian:: because your out! and dont be so emotional Jerge, we are brothers, we are brothers ahhh ::george pulls unloaded trigger:: ::speaks colombian::
George: next time its fucking loaded
Diego: ::does holy cross:: bye! bye bye bye bye bye…bye..

Donde Esta…..pot.

El Padrino was Senor Pablo Escobar. And for those of you living on the moon for the last 20 years, he was it—The boss of it all… El Magico.

Fred Jung: Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never as good as it seems, and when you’re down, you never think you’ll be up again. But life goes on.

FUCK IT, LETS ALL DO ONE!

Fuck me running 150

Fuck me running a 170

Fuck me running!

George give ya motha a call

George’s Mum: George tell your father about layaway…….
George: Layaway!

George: Danburry wasent a prison, it was a school, i went in with a bacheolor in pot, and came out with a degree in coke.

George: will you shut up already you’re driving me fucking crazy. Diego: I’m driving you crazy? you’re driving me fucking crazy

GEORGE: You know that 50 I promised you? Well I couldnt get it
MEXICAN DUDE: Damnit.
GEORGE: So I brought you 75 instead.
MEXICAN:(looks in the bag) AYYY CA’BRON.
OTHER MEXICAN: MUCHOS GRACIAS

georgie give your mother hug , come to mama gerogie

Get Fucked

Get my camera Sven!

Guys i cant feel my face… i mean i can feel it when i touch it but not in the inside..

Have you ever had a dream?
i would if you let me get some fucken sleep!

he promised her the moon but didn’t deliver

hello dad u know i remember a life time ago when i was 3 1/2 ft tall weighin all of 60 lbs. but every inch ur son those sat mornings goin to work with my dad climbin into that big green truck I thought that truck was big.. it was the biggest truck in whole universe I remember how imp. The job we did was pop, ha if it weren’t for us, ppl would freeze to death I thought you were the strongest man in the world rem those home movies when mom would dress up like gretta yung ice cream and fball games weighin up on tuna the day I left for California only to come home with the fbi chasin me that fbi agent trout when he got down on his knees to put my boots on u said put em on u son of a bitch put on georgies boots thatw as a good one dad that was really something u rem that and that time you told me money wasn’t real well old man im 42 yrs old and I finally realize what you were tryin to tell me I finally understand ur the best dad I just wish I could’ve done more for ya wish we had more time anyway, may the wind always be at ur back and the sun always upon ur face and winds of destiny to carry you aloft to dance with the stars I love you dad

Hes got a fuckin kilo in the drunk.!

hey dad. you know i remeber a lifetime ago when i was about 3 1/2 feet tall weighing little over 60 pounds but every inch your son. Those saturday mornings going to work with your dad climbing into that big green truck. I thought that truck was thr biggest truck in the universe Pa. I remember how important the job we did was, if it wern’t for us people would freeze to death. I thought you were the strongest man in the world. Remember those home movies where mom would dress up like Loretta Young, ice creams and football games, playin with the Tuna. the day i left for california only to come home with the FBI chasin me. That FBI agent, trout, had to get on his knees to put my boots on and you said that where you belong you son of a bitch puttin on Georgies boot. that was a good one dad. That was really somethin, remember that. And that time you told me that money isn’t real, well old man i am 42 years old and i finally realize what you were tring to tell me so many years ago, i finally understand. Your the best dad. I just wish i wish i could have done more for you. wish we had more time. Anyway…May the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face and may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars. I love you dad,
Love George

HEY FUCKERS WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN CUZ YOUR QUOTES ARE WRONG

his dad is calling him

how bout we all blow a couple lines.. get together..watch this beautiful movie and not worry about putting quotes on her… if you really want to know them watch the movie yourself, cuz instead of wasting time writing here.. you could be blowin some rails.. think people…..

How irreparably changed my life has become. It’s always the last day of Summer and I’ve been left out in the cold with no door to get back in.

I can’t feel my face

I can’t feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can’t feel it inside.

I cant feel my face man!!!!!!!

I force a smile knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent.

I love it. I give you 30 million dollars and you give me this little book.

I thought that you couldn’t live without your heart

I thought you couldn’t live without your heart!

I thought you couldnt live without your heart!!

I’ve figured it out.
Figured out what.
You know how we were wondering what were gonna go for money and all being as we don’t want to get jobs and what not.

if your gonna put in a quote make sure its right!!! fuck

It was the greatest feeling i ever had. follwed very abrubly by the worst felling i ever had.

It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst feeling I ever had.

It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst feeling I ever had.

Its fuck me running a 160……. not 170

layaway

Life passes most people by when they’re busy making grand plans for it

Life passes most people by while they are making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I’ve left pieces of my heart here and there. Now, there’s almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing my ambition far exceeded my talent

Life Passes most People by While They are Still Making Grand Plans for it

Life passes most people by while they’re making grand plans for it. Waiting was never my strong suit……… Guess i went to far.

may the wind always be at your back

May the wind always be at your back, and the sun upon your face and the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.

May the wind always be at your back, and the sun upon your face, and may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance among the stars.

MEXICAN DUDE: Open your mouth
GEORGE: Get fucked.

Mirtha: Helo!

Money isn’t real George, it doesnt matter, it only seems like it does.

money isnt real it only seems like it is

Money isnt real. Its nothing.

Mother fucka, I’m a criminal. Ain’t no way no body gunna give me a FUCKIN job.

My ambition exceeded my talent.

now lets fuckin party mother fuckers, lets have some fuckin fun!

Oh my God he’s like a Ken Doll!

remember when you said money wasent real, well dad, im 42 yrs old and i finally know what you meant.

Revenge is best served cold.

See you in the shower…JIVE ASS TURKEY!

Skies the limit.

So I says to the guy, you need to straighten your life out. You may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but you’ve got spunk, kid. And I like that.

so in the end was it worth it.. jesus christ

so in the end, was it worth it?

So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It’s always the last day of summer and I’ve been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I’ll grant you that I’ve had more than my share of buoyant moments. Life passes most people by when they’re making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I’ve left piece of my heart here and there. And now there’s almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.

So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It’s always the last days of summer and I’ve been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I’ll grant you I’ve had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they’re busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I’ve left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there’s almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.

So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It’s always the last day of summer and I’ve been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I’ll grant you I’ve had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by whether they’re making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I’ve left pieces of my heart here and there, and now there’s almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.

So…you are the man, huh, who takes 50 kilos and makes them disappear in one day?

Something wrong? You look like you just fucked your mother!

Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never as good as it seems, and when you’re down, you never think you’ll be up again, but life goes on.

Sometimes you’re flush. Sometimes you’re bust. And when you’re up, it’s never as good as it seems. And when you’re down, you never think you’ll be up again. But life goes on.

Sometimes you’re up and sometimes you’re bust. When you’re up it’s never as good as it seems, and when you’re down you think you’ll never be up again. But life goes on.

The favor was to pick up 50 kilos of cocaine. 50. That’s 110 pounds. Not exactly a small favor, not like bumming a cigarette for example. But what the hell, I didn’t have anything better to do that day. It’s not like I was on parole or anything.

the key to summgle drugs is remain calm think of something funny

The official toxicity level for humans, is between one and one and a half grams of cocaine, depending on body weight. I was averaging 5 grams a day, maybe more. I snorted 10 grams in 10 minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance.

There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door

There are no white horses or beautiful women showing up at my doorstep anymore

This is 100%, Grade A, Columbian cocaine boys. Disco shit. White as the driven snow.

This is Grade A 100% Pure Columbian Cocaine Ladies and Gentlemen
Disco Shit Pure as the driven snow

This is Grade A 100% pure Columbian Cocaine, ladies and gentlemen… Disco shit… Pure as the driven snow.

This is grade A, 100% pure columbian cocain ladies and gentlemen, disco shit. pure as the driven snow.

Unfortunately the line you crossed was real, and the plants you brought with you were illegal so im going to have to set your bail at $20,000

We are brothers jerge, brothers!

we had the world by the short and curlies

We had the world by the short and curlys

Well she was blinded by the light.

well ur horner i dont see that i have done anything wrong, you see all i did was cross a imaganery line with some plants.

well, in all honesty, i don’t feel that what i’ve done is a crime. and i think it’s illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. because when you think about it, what did i really do? i crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants. i mean, you say i’m an outlaw, you say i’m a thief, but where’s the Christmas dinner for the people on relief

What was I supposed to do? Everyone knows your a drug dealer…everytime I go out I get humiliated…Its for your own good

What we’re doing is measuring the purity. Pure coke melts out at 185 – 190 degrees. Cutting agents melt much lower. About 100 degrees. Quality product starts melting at 140 degrees. That’s what I’m hoping for… 120… 130… 140…Good… 150… 160… Jesus Christ… 170… 180… 187. 187 degrees! Holy fucking Mary! Jesus, fuck me running! Where did you get this shit! Damn! Can I do a fucking line?!

What we’re doing is measuring the purity. Pure coke melts out at 185 – 190 degrees. Cutting agents melt much lower. About 100 degrees. Quality product starts melting at 140 degrees. 120…gooood 130… yeees 140…150…….Jesus Christ 160…….fuck me running, 170… 180…185… 187. 187 degrees! Holy Shit! Where did you get this shit!
GEORGE: COLOMBIA..Mind if I do a fucking line?!
GEORGE: FUCK IT WE’LL ALL DO ONE

what..what was i supposed to do? he’s in our house..was i supposed to be an occomplice.. (walks towards george) you don’t think people know you’re a drug dealer? everyone knows you’re a drug dealer it’s no secret. how do you think that reflect on me. Eh? every time i go out im humiliated. so you go to jail. it’s for your own good. YOU NEED TO STRAIGHTEN YOUR LIFE OUT! (talks to naighbor) what are you looking at mrs. crazy your sons no prize.

When carrying drugs across the border, the idea is to remain calm. The way I do it is to think of something pleasant. A fun party, a moment of triumph, a sexual encounter. I actually project myself to that place. A little transidental meditation, if you will. The trick is to imagine every little detail. Anything to keep your mind off the fact that you are going to jail for a very long time if they find the 15 kilos of blow in your suitcase.

When you’re carrying drugs across the border, the idea is to remain calm. The way I do it is to think of something pleasant, a fun party, a moment of triumph, sexual encounter; I actually project myself to that place, a little transcendental meditation if you will. The trick is to imagine every little detail, anything to keep your mind off the fact that your going to jail for a very long time if they find the 15 kilos of blow in your suitcase.

who has the YAYO MUTHER FUCKAZ.
LETS GET FUCKED

Why dont you fuck me anymore?

Why the feds decided to bust me on that particular night, I’ll never know. Maybe it was the porsches and the maseratis in the driveway, my columbian guest-list, or the cocaine buffet. Whatever it was, they were just waiting for me to slip up………and I did.

Wind beneath my back

wind beneathe my back

yeah we’re good. we’re perfect. this is 100% pure columbian cocaine ladies and gentlemen, disco shit. pure as the driven snow.

You dont think they know your a drug dealer? Everyone knows your a drug dealer George its no secret

You say im an outlaw, you say im a theif, but wheres the christmas dinner for all the people on releif…your looking for someone whos never weak but always strong that flowers constantly whether you were right or wrong…your lookin for someone to open each and every door…but it aint me babe, it aint me no no, it aint me babe your lookin for

you say your looking for someone whos always but never wrong to gather flowers constantly wether you were right or wrong someone to open each and every door but it aint me babe no no it aint me your looking for. You get me?

You think that people don’t know you’re a drug dealer. Everyone knows it’s no secret.

Your all fucking retarded. Every single quote on here is butchered in some way.

Your my heart. And you know I cant live without my heart.

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